Typical Internet Commenter Explained With Miss America

“Disgusting! Her nose is too big! Also she wears an ugly swimsuit! Her ears are weird! And look at the hair! Looks like an old broom!” Sounds familiar? This is how internet commenters sound like when they say that everything is crap. Like a fat guy lounging on a worn-out couch, surrounded by empty pizza boxes, who thinks he’s the ultimate judge of beauty.

Disgusting! Her nose is too big! Also she wears an ugly swimsuit! Her ears are weird! And look at the hair! Looks like an old broom!

Here’s a Question About Female CEO Quotas

In a world where gender quotas rule the hiring process, you may find yourself working alongside a woman who can bend spoons with her mind, but struggles to understand Microsoft Excel. Or perhaps you’ll work with a man who can deflect bullets with a fork, but can’t seem to figure out the office printer. But don’t worry, we’re still hitting our quota and making the world a more diverse and equal place, one hiring mistake at a time. Seriously, though, we’re just trolling here so you could start a fight in the comment section below.

There are only 37 female CEOs in top 500 companies. So in order to have more, we need female quotas. So you're saying women can't achieve that on their own?

This Spring 2023 Women’s Collection Takes Crazy Fashion To a New Level

Simple fashion is a thing of the past; today, it’s all about who can dress in the wackiest, most ridiculous outfits. It’s like a competition to see who can be the most “extra”. Fashion designers Viktor&Rolf with their Spring 2023 women’s collection must have raided a clown’s closet and said “Yes, this is exactly what the world needs!” Scroll down to see their vision of what a modern woman should wear!

This takes crazy fashion to a whole new level.

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Croc Spoiler Will Greatly Improve Your Walking Speed

What if there was a way to make Crocs just a little bit spicier? Wearing Crocs already elevates you to the status of a style king or high fashion queen. This design enables the rear spoiler to clip into the heel strap, which will help you to pass your buddies quickly thanks to your superior aerodynamics. According to rumors, a rear spoiler increases your walking pace by an additional 50 mph. The plastic could theoretically rub on the back of your foot the entire time, but who cares about heel blisters when you look like Vin Diesel in the first Fast and the Furious movie?

Croc spoiler.

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The Complete Guide of Mormon Missionary Positions

The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, commonly known as the Mormons, believe in the importance of sexual purity and place a strong emphasis on marital fidelity. They teach that sexual activity should only occur within the bounds of marriage between a man and a woman and that any sexual activity outside of marriage, including premarital sex and homosexuality, is a sin. The church also teaches that marriage should be for life and that divorce should only be considered in extreme circumstances. Photographer Neil Dacosta has created the book of Mormon missionary positions together with art director Sara Phillips. The series shows two Mormon missionaries as they surrender to carnal same-sex lust while fully clothed. Please let us know in the comments below if this parody is in bad taste or Mormons shouldn’t be excluded from this site!

This is how Mormons do it.

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Funny “Cards Against Humanity” Answers

“Cards Against Humanity” is the party game for horrible people. Like a twisted version of Mad Libs, players fill in the blank on prompt cards using the funniest, most outrageous, and just plain wrong answers from their hand of cards. Warning: this game may cause uncontrollable laughter, inappropriate outbursts, and permanently damaged relationships with your friends and family.

"Cards Against Humanity" is a hilarious game!

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