The Complete Guide of Mormon Missionary Positions

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Photographer Neil Dacosta has satirized the Mormons’ politicized stance on same-sex relations by coming up with this handy guide of Mormon missionary positions. Scroll down and enjoy!

This is how Mormons do it.

This is how Mormons do it.

This is how Mormons do it.

This is how Mormons do it.

This is how Mormons do it.

This is how Mormons do it.

This is how Mormons do it.

This is how Mormons do it.

This is how Mormons do it.

This is how Mormons do it.

This is how Mormons do it.

This is how Mormons do it.

This is how Mormons do it.

This is how Mormons do it.

This is how Mormons do it.

This is how Mormons do it.

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  1. OMG! This is beautifully ridiculous! hahaha

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  2. That is just a little, tittle bit offensive

    • Anonymous June 28, 2020

      Why? Don’t mormons have the right to be gay too?

    • just asking June 28, 2020

      …because they are men, because they are missionaries or because they have their clothes on?

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  3. Bum Bum the Clown June 28, 2020

    I’ll have some of that Please

  4. Anonymous June 28, 2020

    I always wondered whT WENT ON BEHIND CLOSED DOORS AT THE ACCOUNTING FIRM

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  5. Anonymous June 28, 2020

    Oooooh. The BICYCLE POSITION!
    My favourite.

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  6. Anonymous June 28, 2020

    Yes this is funny. Now do it with Mohamadans…. oh thats right… you can’t. So explain to me, please I really want to know. Why can’t you?

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    • Translation: “I don’t get this joke centered on the word ‘missionary’.”

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    • Anonymous June 28, 2020

      such morons usually lack a sense of humor at all. same as religious fanatics. they are the same.

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    • just sayin' June 28, 2020

      Straw man spotted.

      Of course you can do that if you want. The joke doesn’t work so it would just look bigoted but if you found a joke that worked I would laugh.

      I’m like that with jokes.

    • Anonymous June 29, 2020

      You can’t do it because they would kill you. Moron.

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  7. Anonymous June 28, 2020

    Great, Kamasutra for Mormons

  8. A Bald Headed Guy June 28, 2020

    Looked great until the last pic. Shouldn’t they both be wearing a helmet?

  9. Anonymous June 28, 2020

    Oh, they did “Norwegian snowplow!” :)

  10. Anonymous June 29, 2020

    It’s PC so it’s funny! Ha ha.

  11. The Ghost of Tom Choad June 30, 2020

    Now do Islamic Missionaries.
    I dawah you to do it.

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  12. Holy Testicles July 5, 2020

    Sicko’s. Where was the reverse cowgirl with the plug and the plug.?

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