Licking Glitter Is The Latest Idiotic Instagram Trend

Instagram is a hotbed for stupid makeup and fashion trends. Remember Glitter Butts and Nostril Hair Extensions? Now people are covering their tongues with glitter under the #glittertounge tag… This truly is the greatest generation ever.

18 thoughts on “Licking Glitter Is The Latest Idiotic Instagram Trend”

  1. I’m getting sick of those social media zombies.
    Read today the “newest” thing is to jump out a driving car, dancing and singing, while the driver films you with his mobile, instead of driving the car. I hope many will die doing this without killing bystanders. Lots of Darwin awards possible.
    It seems there are only two kinds of people left in the US. Social media zombies and trump-voting conspiracy troll nuts.
    Both are garbage. Putin must be so happy.

  2. Eatliver will be very successful. Are you listed yet?

  3. It’s just like chewing aluminum foil – c’mon, get with the in crowd!

  4. Listed on what?

  5. Looks like they gave blowjobs to different colored smurfs and Oompa Loompas.

  6. Unicorns. Enough said.

  7. Haha, if you can’t reproduce famous paintings with sandwiches just go lick some glitter or do something as equally stupid.

  8. And the TDS continues \o/

  9. Your Testicular Dysgenesis Syndrome? So sad.

  10. You must be fun at parties.

  11. :D Next Gen strippers :D

  12. You got a point – but now I can not get get these pictures out of my head.

  13. Why unicorns? Not enough said! I am curious. I need to know!!

  14. I disagree – these sandwiches were awesome. Tasty and artsy at the same time. On the other side glitter is what unicorns vomit when they had to much of whatever they drink to get wasted. Would I put it on my tong? Never!

  15. “You must be fun at parties.“

    Outlook not so good.

  16. Unicorns with d**dos, artsy sandwiches and stupid dogs+air.

    But no cats!

    Besides the sandwiches, this has been a poor week :(

    Cats > GlitterTongue

  17. I don’t even wanna know the trends from the future

  18. Dumb-ass hussies

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