Licking Glitter Is The Latest Idiotic Instagram Trend

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Instagram is a hotbed for stupid makeup and fashion trends. Remember Glitter Butts and Nostril Hair Extensions? Now people are covering their tongues with glitter under the #glittertounge tag… This truly is the greatest generation ever.

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  1. I’m getting sick of those social media zombies.
    Read today the “newest” thing is to jump out a driving car, dancing and singing, while the driver films you with his mobile, instead of driving the car. I hope many will die doing this without killing bystanders. Lots of Darwin awards possible.
    It seems there are only two kinds of people left in the US. Social media zombies and trump-voting conspiracy troll nuts.
    Both are garbage. Putin must be so happy.

  2. Jimmy Faraday August 3, 2018

    It’s just like chewing aluminum foil – c’mon, get with the in crowd!

  3. The Lone Wonderer August 3, 2018

    Looks like they gave blowjobs to different colored smurfs and Oompa Loompas.

    • The Old Man on the Mountain Alamut August 4, 2018

      You got a point – but now I can not get get these pictures out of my head.

  4. Unicorns. Enough said.

    • The Old Man on the Mountain Alamut August 4, 2018

      Why unicorns? Not enough said! I am curious. I need to know!!

  5. Haha, if you can’t reproduce famous paintings with sandwiches just go lick some glitter or do something as equally stupid.

    • The Old Man on the Mountain Alamut August 4, 2018

      I disagree – these sandwiches were awesome. Tasty and artsy at the same time. On the other side glitter is what unicorns vomit when they had to much of whatever they drink to get wasted. Would I put it on my tong? Never!

    • Unicorns with d**dos, artsy sandwiches and stupid dogs+air.

      But no cats!

      Besides the sandwiches, this has been a poor week :(

      Cats > GlitterTongue

  6. :D Next Gen strippers :D

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