Maximizing Shareholder Value Is Her Passion

Ah yes, maximizing shareholder value – her true calling. She wakes up every morning, heart racing with excitement, dreaming about profit margins and stock prices. Forget hobbies or relationships; there’s no greater thrill than seeing a quarterly report with a perfect growth curve!

Why do you want to work for this company? Ever since I was a kid, I knew I wanted to write emails and work cross functionally across teams. Also, maximizing shareholder value is my passion.