Chemtrail Conspiracy Theory In a Nutshell


Chemtrails refers to the conspiracy theory that the government is engaged in a secret program to add toxic chemicals to the atmosphere from aircraft in a way that forms visible lines in the sky. Various different motivations for this alleged spraying are speculated, including mind control, human sterilization, reduction of life expectancy, or weather control. But the real reason behind it is quite simple: some people are just dumb.

This scares me because I failed high school science.

Women Love Statistics Jokes, Try This One


It might come as a surprise to you, but women have an undying love for statistics jokes. They love to embrace the comedic journey through the world of numbers and giggles. It’s a great way to flirt and pick up ladies in bars.

You're the most average girl here. Wow, you're mean. No, you are.

The Buttress Pillow: The Perfect Gift For a Lonely Man


Are you looking for a gift for a sad, lonely man who would love to use a yoga-pants wearing butt pillow to snuggle up with at night, so it can become his 1/4 wife? If the answer is YES, you are in luck! Introducing the buttress pillow! The company that makes it claims that it feels like a real woman’s butt and sleeping on it will help to reduce anxiety. We, however, think that’s bullshit, and they made this just to have a laugh.

The Buttress pillow.

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Why Is It So Hard To Stop Drinking


You may wonder why is it so hard to stop drinking. The answer is quite simple: when you tell yourself this, you are most likely already drunk. And who listens to drunks who talk to themselves? Only fools. There you go.

I told myself I should stop drinking. But I'm not about to listen to some drunk who talks to himself.

Introducing Girlfriend To Family


When is it a good time to introduce your girlfriend to your family? Well… it differs from family to family, there’s no one timeline that fits all families. For some families the answer is: never, because they are all a-holes.

Dad, this is my girlfriend. You deserve better, don't settle for this. But dad, I love her... I'm talking to her.

Forgive Me Father For I Have Sinned…


You may think that “Forgive me, father, for I have sinned” is the only way to start a confession, but what if you have actually synonymed, not sinned? Then you have to open with “Forgive me father, vicar, pastor, padre, priest…”

Forgive me father, vicar, pastor, padre, priest... For I have synonymed.

Why Do People Like Feet? It’s So Confusing…


The fascination with feet is quite an interesting phenomenon and it goes way back. According to our scientists, it all started back in the Stone Age when our ancestors were busy inventing the wheel, discovering fire, and trying to figure out why their feet smelled so horribly. One caveman named Grug, with an exceptionally large and peculiarly attractive foot, accidentally stumbled upon a group of cave-people who were simply smitten by his divine extremity. From that moment on, the foot frenzy began. Foot-themed parties, foot wrestling tournaments, and some people even took it to the extreme by attempting to build foot-shaped pyramids, but that turned out to be a bit of a balancing act. There you go, we hope this helps.

Why do people like feet? Not kink shaming, just wondering what about feet makes them so attractive to some people? That must be something from the US. Here in Europe we're more into metres.