Ah yes, maximizing shareholder value – her true calling. She wakes up every morning, heart racing with excitement, dreaming about profit margins and stock prices. Forget hobbies or relationships; there’s no greater thrill than seeing a quarterly report with a perfect growth curve!
If you didn’t have the time to watch this year’s presidential debate, here it is summed up. Check out this post for more VP debate memes.
The man can send rockets to space, but when it comes to feelings, he’s still on dial-up. Elon Musk is the world’s biggest man-child crybaby.
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The truth always hurts. Especially when you are born in the world at the exact time to enjoy the economic shitshow made by boomers for your generation.
Face swap apps have been available for a while and Photoshop has been around for decades. So we decided to round up the funniest and most creepy face swaps. Scroll down and have a laugh!
You can might as well close the internet and never open another site again. You have now seen the greatest joke ever. It’s all downhill from here.
The glue that keeps any relationship or marriage together is lots of puns. The more puns you’ll deliver, the happiest she will be.
Which one of your legs usually hurts – the left or the far right? Please do have a fruitless fight about in the comments below!
Canadian cartoonist Cameron Spires has an amazing sense of humor and pretty nice drawing skills. According to the author himself, “Things tend to go terribly wrong in my comics, either because of a misunderstanding of words or motives.” Scroll down to see some of the best examples!
Why do schools teach useless crap that can not be applied to real life? What’s the point of memorizing the periodic table of elements for example? Any teachers here care to explain?
Why do dentists engage in small talk? Do they get some sick and twisted satisfaction out of the fact that the patient isn’t able to properly reply with all that junk in their mouth?
Just think about it. Mary, not only made up the story about getting pregnant by God, but invented a whole religion to cover up her cheating.
How many MLM pyramid scheme bossgirls have contacted you this year? What’s your favorite answer to them?
