Teeth Pacifiers: Great For Making Parenting More Tolerable

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Are you a parent? If so, you know that screaming babies can drive you insane. Parents deserve a little relief to not go completely crazy. That’s why pacifiers are an amazing invention. Sure, you can go for that regular boring pacifier, or you can upgrade to something that’s sure to make you laugh while simultaneously calming down your little crotch goblin, like these funny teeth pacifiers. There are various designs available on Amazon. Scroll down for the funniest examples!

Funny teeth pacifier.

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Working Under Pressure: Honest Description

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What’s with the “working under pressure” question from companies that does not deal with actual emergencies like police or fire department? Maybe manage your company better and don’t manufacture the pressure. How about that?

Do you work well under pressure? Yes, I do. That’s great, because we fabricate urgency through poor management, uneven distribution of duties and an inflated sense of self for upper management.

Mail Pun: Here’s You Delivery…

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A day without a mail pun is not a day worth living. We’d tell you more puns about mail, but they might not get delivered in time. Hahahahahahaha-hahaha-haha!

Here's your delivery. Thank you, mail man. You're welcome, female woman!

Funny Links From Around The Internet

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Hilariously Threatening Warning Signs – Nosey neighbours? These variations on the “No trespassing!” signs will make you laugh and improve your day.

The Most Disgusting Kitchen Item Ever – Sure you could go the traditional route, and select a regular boring gravy boat, but if you’re looking to just get downright weird, this puking cat gravy boat ought to do the trick.

Pills To Give Someone You Hate – There’s probably someone in your life that could use a couple of boxes of these pills.

Jimmy Fallon Fake Laughing and Clapping – Is there a more annoying host that Jimmy Fallon? The answer is no, there is not.

Women Sharing The Funniest Cheating Excuses – Some guys create the dumbest and cringiest stories to explain why they were cheating…

20 Nightclub Pictures That Will Make You Cringe – These people really should have just stayed home.

Funny And Relatable Customer Service Memes – If you’ve spent a day working in customer service, then you’ve spent a lifetime.

How Many Meeting Achievement Stickers Can You Collect? – How was your week? Did you find ways to avoid the void of responsibilities at your cold, bleak workplace? Dick around in a meeting maybe rather than pay attention!? If so, you could be eligible for a meeting achievement sticker!

The “Shave And Play” Barbie Doll – Have you ever wanted to have a Barbie that you can shave? A beautiful doll that’s covered in thick, dark body hair? Well, you are in luck!

Funny Magnetic Bumper Stickers – These magnet stickers for cars are the best way to get revenge on friends and new drivers.

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Bad News, Your X-Ray Doesn’t Look Good

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You are not a person, you are a brain. You just control the meat suit. An inside you is a terrifying skeleton. Your teeth is the only part of it that’s exposed to the outside world. Each time you brush your teeth, you are actually brushing your scary skeleton. Think about it.

It's exactly what I was afraid of. What? Skeletons.

Pilot Meme: Overcoming Your Biggest Fear

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Well, well, well, if it isn’t our favorite topic: dark humor. Some internet warriors might think it’s inappropriate, but those people are just a bunch of uptight prudes who can’t handle a little joke. If you can’t laugh at a good crushing plane joke, what’s the point of even having a sense of humor?

Why did you wanna be a pilot? To overcome my biggest fear. Heights? Dying alone.