If your favorite pastime is being offended, or your favorite means of spreading holiday cheer is offending others, get ready for hours of fun with Offensive Crayons. Our favorite color choices: “Insufferable Vegan Green”, “Communist Gulag Red”, and “Your Parents’ Divorce Was Your Fault, Peach”.
Drinking beer outside in the winter is a complicated task. You need to keep your hands warm, and you need to keep your beer cold, but when you hold your beer with your bare hand, your beer gets warm, and your hand gets cold. This is a conundrum that humans have faced for millennia. Well, not anymore, these ingenious beer mittens, are a pair of winter mitts that were designed with one sole purpose in mind, and that is to hold your beer in the winter without getting your hand cold.
This art form was at its peak during the 1980s and 1990s, commonly referred to as the “Golden Age of Movie Posters”. During this time, artists would let their imagination run wild in order to create posters that would never fail to draw audiences to Ghana’s dilapidated cinema halls, so they used their fantasy to add scenes and characters that didn’t even exist in the original movie. The tradition still survives because of its extremely unique entertainment value. Scroll down to see some of the best (worst?) examples!
If you like clever and funny quotes, you should check out 2022 Quotable A-hole Calendar where you will find various bits of wisdom from famous a-holes. Scroll down to see some of the best examples!
Meet Khokhulya (before it meets you, in your worst nightmares) – the new environmental mascot of the Kaluga region, Russia. This creepy creature appears at exhibitions, children’s events and in the streets of the region. The mascot promotes careful attitude to the nature while looking like something that came out of a fever dream.
Carving the turkey for Thanksgiving is a true honor for any man, and should be taken extremely seriously. Assuming you have no backup turkey, you have only one opportunity to slice and carve it just perfectly, or your reputation with your family with be ruined for ages. What better way to ensure you carve your Thanksgiving turkey properly and in the most manly way possible than with a chainsaw carving tool?
Talk about a gift that keeps on giving; each month reveals yet another beautiful pooch answering nature’s call. Also important: $1 from each “Pooping Pooches 2022” calendar is donated to the Maui Humane Society to support animals in need. This tasteful calendar is available on Amazon, but you can also get 500 piece jigsaw puzzle for those long, dark winter evenings!
Is anyone ever really prepared to become a parent? You might think you are, you might really want kids, but from our experiences, surprises are unavoidable. And not just in the human world apparently.
