Astrology Meme: None For Me, Thanks

Common sense helps anyone understand zodiac signs are bullshit. It’s not based on any kind of evidence. Just take full responsibility of you shitty personality. It’s all your own doing.

None for me, thanks. I take full responsibility for my shitty behaviour.

Thesaurus Dinosaur Joke: Oh Crap! It’s a Thesaurus!

Legend has it that in the ancient world, amidst the roaring of the jungle, the most feared creature was none other than the Thesaurus. This majestic dinosaur didn’t hunt with sharp teeth or powerful claws – its weapon was far more treacherous: synonyms!

Your retardation is disadvantageous. I propound you all vamoose with great importunity. Oh crap! It's a Thesaurus!