Why Do People Like Feet? It’s So Confusing…

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The fascination with feet is quite an interesting phenomenon and it goes way back. According to our scientists, it all started back in the Stone Age when our ancestors were busy inventing the wheel, discovering fire, and trying to figure out why their feet smelled so horribly. One caveman named Grug, with an exceptionally large and peculiarly attractive foot, accidentally stumbled upon a group of cave-people who were simply smitten by his divine extremity. From that moment on, the foot frenzy began. Foot-themed parties, foot wrestling tournaments, and some people even took it to the extreme by attempting to build foot-shaped pyramids, but that turned out to be a bit of a balancing act. There you go, we hope this helps.

Why do people like feet? Not kink shaming, just wondering what about feet makes them so attractive to some people? That must be something from the US. Here in Europe we're more into metres.

Circle Beards: The Brave New Look You Should Try

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What is a circle beard? This cut involves first growing a beard to meet the hairline and then shaving off all the hair except a circle that stretches from head to chin. We truly live in an amazing time of creativity and self-expression! What are you waiting for? Join these men to become the most stylish guy in town!

Circle beards are the best beards!

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Can You Go Blind From Masturbation?

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Doctor’s work is never easy. Some patients are very hard to examine. But don’t worry, dear visitors, it’s just a myth that excessive masturbation can lead to blindness. This is completely untrue and has no scientific basis. There is no evidence to suggest that masturbation can cause blindness or any other serious health problems. Keep masturbating! All the power to you!

I'm afraid you'll have to stop masturbating. Oh, does it really make you blind. No, but I'm trying to examine you.

Job Interview Tips: How To Get a Bigger Salary

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This little know job interview tip can greatly increase your salary. Follow this useful website for more job interview tips and tricks! Soon enough you’ll be able to afford a huge house in Malibu and 100 feet long yacht.

This little know job interview tip can greatly increase your salary.

Teeth Pacifiers: Great For Making Parenting More Tolerable

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Are you a parent? If so, you know that screaming babies can drive you insane. Parents deserve a little relief to not go completely crazy. That’s why pacifiers are an amazing invention. Sure, you can go for that regular boring pacifier, or you can upgrade to something that’s sure to make you laugh while simultaneously calming down your little crotch goblin, like these funny teeth pacifiers. There are various designs available on Amazon. Scroll down for the funniest examples!

Funny teeth pacifier.

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Working Under Pressure: Honest Description

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What’s with the “working under pressure” question from companies that does not deal with actual emergencies like police or fire department? Maybe manage your company better and don’t manufacture the pressure. How about that?

Do you work well under pressure? Yes, I do. That’s great, because we fabricate urgency through poor management, uneven distribution of duties and an inflated sense of self for upper management.

Mail Pun: Here’s You Delivery…

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A day without a mail pun is not a day worth living. We’d tell you more puns about mail, but they might not get delivered in time. Hahahahahahaha-hahaha-haha!

Here's your delivery. Thank you, mail man. You're welcome, female woman!