Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. I have lied to my family and friends
telling them I have always voted Republican. The truth is I am a closet
Democrat. I love the benefits they lavish upon the population, also they have
a lack of despicable politicians the Republicans always attract.
You have done well, my daughter. Republicans are of the devil and you have proven to be a true Christian as you have chosen the way of love and tolerance instead that of the foul beast and it’s souless conservative minions.
Ego te absolvo.
Makes sense. As there is no god sins are only imaginary.
Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. I have lied to my family and friends
telling them I have always voted Republican. The truth is I am a closet
Democrat. I love the benefits they lavish upon the population, also they have
a lack of despicable politicians the Republicans always attract.
Freebies. Gibs that.
You have done well, my daughter. Republicans are of the devil and you have proven to be a true Christian as you have chosen the way of love and tolerance instead that of the foul beast and it’s souless conservative minions.
Ego te absolvo.