Got to admire his love of books. Reading 1984 books would take around 15 years. Since all of those are his favorites, he probably sometimes read them more than once. Amazing.
The Funnest Cat And Dog Cartoons by Anthony Smith
Meet Anthony Smith, an illustrator who creates comic strips that are like a delightful collision between a cat’s life, dog daycare, and a comedy club. If you’re a pet owner, you’ll definitely find these cartoons funny and highly relatable. Scroll down to see the best examples and check out Anthony’s book Learn To Speak Cat: Fake Mews for even more!
So What’s Your Idea Of a Perfect Date?
Team DD/MM/YYYY all the way! All other formats make no sense. Americans should switch from MM/DD/YYYY and also switch to metric system while they are at it.
How Customer Loyalty Is Usually Rewarded
What’s your reward for being a loyal customer? Increased bill for being dumb enough to not jump service providers to get the best deal each time. You’re welcome!
Yes, I’m Polish, How Could You tell?
It’s a well known fact that Polish names are generated by putting a cat on keyboard and accepting whatever gibberish is generated.
Worst Mascots: Hilarious And Creepy Costume Fails
Here’s a funny gallery of worst mascots ever created. When looking at these abominations, only one question comes to mind: “What the hell were they thinking by approving this crap?!”
Astrology Meme: None For Me, Thanks
Common sense helps anyone understand zodiac signs are bullshit. It’s not based on any kind of evidence. Just take full responsibility of you shitty personality. It’s all your own doing.
Yale Yob Meme: Can You Explain This Gap In Resume?
Going to jail is much better than going to Yale. Sure, it might not be what your parents envisioned, but hey, think of the life experiences! Plus, you’ll never forget to lock your door again. Talk about practical knowledge!
Thesaurus Dinosaur Joke: Oh Crap! It’s a Thesaurus!
Legend has it that in the ancient world, amidst the roaring of the jungle, the most feared creature was none other than the Thesaurus. This majestic dinosaur didn’t hunt with sharp teeth or powerful claws – its weapon was far more treacherous: synonyms!
So Our Company Has This Cool Thing…
People who are great at their job get rewarded with even more job and unpaid overtime. Only total suckers give 100% at their corporate job hell. Never give more than 50%!
Help I Accidentally Built a Jeep, What To Do Now?
I know exactly what this poor person mean by searching “help, I accidentally built a Jeep” on Google. One of my friends accidentally built a jumbo jet. He didn’t know what to do either until someone advised him to see a psychiatrist.
British Fish Meme: Great Way To Poke Fun at Brits
Poking fun at horrible British teeth will never not be funny. The creature in this British fish meme is a real fish, it’s not photoshopped. It’s called sheepshead fish. In order to break through the hard shells, sheepshead use their uniquely strong teeth. Sheepshead teeth look eerily like human teeth, and perform the same function of grinding and masticating a tough omnivore’s diet.
How To Prepare Kale: Find The Best Kale Recipe Here!
Tired of feeling like a rabbit every time you reach for a plate? Say no to kale and liberate yourself from the tyranny of leafy greens! By avoiding kale, you’ll save both your taste buds and your wallet, steering clear of the enviable glares of kale enthusiasts and dodging those unsolicited lectures about the benefits of gobbling down this green garbage!
Am I Ugly? Some Questions Should Remain Unanswered…
Have you ever wondered if you are ugly? How to know for sure? Here’s a great idea: ask your mom! Mothers always know best.
The Funniest Cartoons by Lonnie Millsap
Lonnie Millsap is a Californian cartoonist whose work appears in The New Yorker Magazine on a regular basis. He is a two-time Reuben Award nominee and his cartoons helped to put Playboy Magazine out of business – that’s quite an achievement! He has also published a lot of books you can get on Amazon. Scroll down to see the funniest examples!
