Vintage Awkward Metal Band Photos That Are So Bad, They’re Good

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Metal bands are supposed to be manly and intimidating, right? Well… There was a time back in the 1980s when glam, face paint, and hair spray took over.

Have you ever seen a dumbest metal band photo?

Ridiculous heavy metal band photo.

Truly intimidating heave metal dude.

The manliest band ever.

Weird heavy metal band photos.

Hilarious heavy metal band photo.

Funny metal band photo.

Hilarious weird heavy metal band photo.

Funny metal band photo.

Funny band photo from the 1980s.

Ridiculous metal band photo.

Awkward metal band photo.

Heavy metal dude from hell.

Awkward metal band group photo.

The dumbest metal band photo ever.

Awkward metal band photo.

Awkward metal band photos.

Weird metal band group photo.

The dumbest band photo ever.

Is this the dumbest metal band photo ever or what?

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  1. At least 3 of them belong to Manowar: 3, 9 and 11. I like their music.

  2. NO! Just NO, no, no,no!

  3. Rob Halford need more studs on his leathers

  4. Death to false metal February 7, 2019

    Gotta love ’em. “Other bands play, MANOWAR KILLS”

  5. No. These are so bad they are bad.

  6. Certainly recognize the Stryper PIC’s.

  7. A few of Manowar, a few Stryper, one Motley Crue, one Priest…thats about all i could recognize. Some of them are obviously Russian.

  8. No one has mentioned Venom yet so thought I’d get in there. Was my fav band back then for a while

  9. sanapapeach March 4, 2019

    Too many Manowar photos here!

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