Weird and Creepy Christian Music Album Covers


Remember, kids: the higher the hair, the closer to God.


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  1. Weird but at least there were no adds!

  2. While I laughed until I cried at these 45-55 year old photos, it is sad to think about those commenters above who don’t know God. He loves all of us so much that He sent His only son, Jesus. If we accept Him, an eternity in Paradise is promised. If we dont, it’s eternal separation. Choose life!

    • Shut it Dave March 6, 2016

      Lol, let us all follow the entity who has killed millions of people.. no you should follow Satan :D he has all the best music just outside his garden <3

    • I agree Dave – sincere people :-)

    • Wayne Fleming February 25, 2017

      I’m sure we all want to choose life but an eternity with weird people is not a good spruik.
      Why is your religion so inbred & creepy?

    • The Dyslexic Santa June 21, 2017

      OK, I’ll chose life!

      Just not yours. [insert christian-based diabolical sounding laughter here]

    • Q: Didn’t he take his son back again? In a horribly slow and painful way too according to that story.

    • Yeah, this is the god who loves us all so much, he allows babies to be born with brain cancer. Enjoy your fairytale, Dave.

  3. I totally agree with everything except for the Barren Cross one. True it was very simple and low budget but for the time it was fashionably correct.

  4. Weird and creepy by your standards and your weird and creepy readers. These are good people from not so long ago with their own message to tell. Laughing at others that seem weird or threatening to your own ideology puts you on a lower rung on the ladder of creepiness than those you are laughing at.

    • No. Those Ventriloquist puppets are definitely creepy, no matter what the subject.

    • The little boy with the words: “He touched me” is creepy and just plain wrong.

    • The Dyslexic Santa June 21, 2017

      We aren’t laughing at them because we think we’re superior to them (even though we are), we’re laughing at them because they’re FUNNY!

  5. And you have to see the creepy irony of “He Touched Me” in conjunction with a young boy, given far too many headlines we’ve seen over the years.

  6. TruthSearcher April 18, 2016

    I’m sorry but this weird stuff is enough to keep anybody from wanting to know God and His son Jesus. WTF does a wooden demented-looking dummy have to do with God? This stuff is freaky and will not draw anyone who is seriously searching for the true faith. It gives me the creeps.

    • So, we do have that in common! You know…..the “creeps”-thing…..
      `cause anyone who is seriously searching for the true faith gives me the creeps also! :-)

  7. The little boy with the words: “He touched me.” Is really creepy and just plain wrong.

  8. The little girl playing the RPG really looked like the spirit was moving her…toward being a Muslim.

  9. Dr Robert Burns October 29, 2016

    Clearly ontological certainty promotes early onset of senility

  10. abdul murphy February 6, 2018

    it’s only because you haven’t been exposed to insanely creepy record covers from muslim, indian, african and latin areas of our world that you are obsessed with the christian ones, although they are definitely the best batch available!

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