Zombie Garden Gnomes: The Perfect Way To Keep Everyone From Your Lawn
While we all eagerly await the zombie apocalypse and all the joys it will soon bring, various companies on Amazon have already started to make and sell zombie garden gnomes. These abominations will have your plants soil themselves and your ordinary garden gnomes running for cover.
America Explained To Non-Americans
Talented cartoonist Matthew Inman (The Oatmeal) has created a funny, easy-to-understand guide for non-Americans that will help you to understand America better. You’re welcome!
Who Would Have Thought That “Incense” Is Such a Complicated Word?
Education is important, but nicely smelling incest sticks are importanter. At least according to Twitter users listed below.
A Cheap Way To Get Cheap Laughs: “For Rectal Use Only” Stickers
Did you know that you can get hundreds of “For Rectal Use Only” stickers for just a few dollars on Amazon, and some people are taking advantage of this tempting deal? Featured below are some of the best examples.
Kids Have No Filter, They Deliver The Best One-Liners
Kids are known to have zero filters and say directly what’s on their mind. Maybe because we don’t expect them to say certain things, when they say it, the only reaction left is laughter. One of those parents is Jessica Valenti, who shared how her 3-year-old daughter got sick after eating carrots but her reaction was that she would need even more carrots, which you could understand metaphorically and take inspiration to not give up when things get tough. In response to Jessica’s tweet, many people started sharing some genius things their children have said, so here is a list of the funniest ones.
Guinea Pigs With Bangs
If you have a pet guinea pig and want to keep up with the times, you must know that regular boring guinea pigs are no longer relevant – bangs is the latest stylish haircut trend!
3D Printed Human Arms For Chickens
Pet chicken owners are weird. Lately they have been making chicken arms! You can actually get two different types of human arms for your chicken: muscular bodybuilder arms or baby arms. Both are sold on Amazon. If you don’t want to spend money on stupid stuff like this, you can easily make them yourself: it’s basically just a couple of doll arms strapped together with a metal wire.
“Ugly Design” Instagram Account Shows Crimes Against Good Design
While looking at photos on @UglyDesign Instagram account only one question comes to mind: “What the hell were these idiots thinking?!” Scroll down for the best (worst) examples!
