Do you really think that it’s just a coincidence that white cars are covered in black pigeon shit and black cars are covered in white pigeon shit? Don’t be naive.

Don’t like dadjokes? Well… Let me tell you – studies show that people who dislike dadjokes are actually just jealous that they didn’t come up with the perfect balance of cringe and chuckle themselves.

You may think that you already know all there is to know about long necktie loving Donald Trump, but you’d be wrong. Twitter account @Trump_History45 shares all the little-known facts of this amazing man’s life. Scroll down to see some of our favorites!

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We recently made a post about the most useless things in this world, United Nations being one of them, however we made a mistake and left out celebrity options. Sorry, not gonna happen again.

Here’s a list of the most useless things ever: inflatable dartboard, solar-powered flashlight, waterproof teabags, dehydrated water, non-stick velcro, wireless extension cord… and United Nations.

Just imagine the amazing life 500 years ago! Organic food, lots of exercise, no pollution… and you are dead by 35. Who wouldn’t want that? So much better than slaving your life away in the office.

While this is how vegans think animals die in the wild, the nature is actually quite brutal. Lions eat zebras, the zebras don’t care about other zebras, everyone cares only about their own butt. So… zebras are pretty much like humans.

Some people are just incredibly rude. It’s never a good idea to work for them. You should always respect yourself and set clear boundries. She did the right thing.

How to know if you have a good doctor? If your conversation goes something like this. He’s always to help you… out.

Get your best eye rolls, smirks, and witty retorts ready, because we’re about to tell you about an amazing competition called sarcasm world championships that takes place in Uruguay. But not really.

This drunken lobster meme perfectly describes the bullshit that’s called “imperial units of measurement”. Any way you look at it, it just doesn’t make sense. Why can’t we all just convert to metric and be done with it?

If you have ever participated in a job interview, you have surely heard the most famous job interview question ever: “where do you see yourself in five years?” and wondered what would be the best answer. This picture will finally show you how to nail the answer every time.