You should try this answer next time a waiter asks you do you wanna box for your leftovers. It’s a well known fact that restaurant staff loves stupid dadjokes.

Choosing and buying house plants is not as simple and straightforward as it may seem at first. Correct soil, regular watering and the right amount of light – that’s all important, however the main thing you have to do – talk to your plants. Don’t sugarcoat it either – just tell them the truth.

Employers should really start to come up with more original questions at job interviews. It’s as if they want to hear people come up with smartass answers just to alleviate their boredom.

It’s not every day you can see and appreciate the world’s fastest mathematician in action. Even better if he’s job hunting and you’re hiring. Such an employee would be an excellent asset to any company.

What a nonsensical question! Even if the delivery guy was deaf, how would he understand her asking that? This woman in clearly stupid.

Some people are just mindless sheeple incapable of thinking for themselves. Not like me and you – original thinkers who are immune to corporate propaganda. It’s a sad state of affairs, really.

She should totally marry him. Dreaming big is the first step to dreaming even bigger. Even better – he’s continuing family traditions. Husband material.

Online shopping is not the remedy for sadness. Everyone knows that. Here’s what you do when you get sad: just go to a random site and start arguing about politics with strangers. Works every time 100% of the time.

God does so much for you. Do you even realize that gave birth to himself to kill himself as a sacrifice in order to appease himself so that he would no longer have to throw you into a fiery pit for all eternity because he made you in a way that was not up to his own very high standard? Thank him!

Here’s a pretty good way to respond when your kid accidentally calls you. Just tell them the truth that you had them by accident. It’s both funny and true.

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Applying for a job online is actually easy and simple. It just takes two steps. There’s a little catch, though. The second step is totally pointless and annoying waste of your time.

We can prove that Biden is a liar with just this picture. How can we trust a president that changes his mind every year? That’s right, we can’t.