Absurdly Funny Action Figures By “Death By Toys”

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Created by writer and toy collector Dan Polydoris all the way back in 2010, Death By Toys offers a line of collectibles known for their affinity for the strange, offbeat, and absurd. Scroll down to see the best examples!

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  1. Very funny!

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    • Down It Should Be Shut June 8, 2021

      They missed the Gay Adopting Child Molesters, the Cluster B Mom with Trans Son, and Commie Steve the Community Organizer

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  2. Mensplaining June 6, 2021

    Not funny

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  3. Anonymous June 6, 2021

    Liked the dead beat Dad one. Bet the figure would have been black. Just saying… 75% out of wedlock birth rate… statistically based on regions… we can’t just lie about it like black on black crime… how are we supposed to fix it if we can’t even talk about it…

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    • White Male June 6, 2021

      The root of the problem is racism though. You can’t fix the problem if you can’t fix white supramecy first. But that’s a problem many white Americans don’t want to be fixed. Same as women rights. It’s just too nice to have so many benefits just by the color you were born. Even much better born as a man too.

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    • Anonymous June 7, 2021

      “Just sayin…”

      If you are going to criticize them by the numbers, then don’t complain when we still have affirmative action.

      How about we even out the amount of money spent on education? Currently, the rich white kids get computers and a big budget, while poor communities have hardly any money spent on their schools. That’s what it will take to fix our poverty problems. Cutting off welfare is only going to make things worse.

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    • And far-rights tels us cutting off finances is a good motivator for better education. So it isn’t true?

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    • Dang. Sure are a lot of (still) angry maga-turds on this (supposed to be fun) website.

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  4. Anonymous June 6, 2021

    White supremacy is a identity politics lie. In America they elected a black President. Twice. Their VP is black. Yes theirs a handful of racist people but most people could careless. It’s how you conduct yourself that matters. 90% of black murders are committed BY BLACKS. How is that white peoples fault?

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    • Anonymous June 7, 2021

      “White supremacy is a lie….” (Then proceeds to describe something that’s wrong about black people. )
      Good job disproving your own point.

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    • Anonymous June 7, 2021

      Classic fail by white supremacist who doesn’t identify as white supremacist.

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  5. Anonymous June 6, 2021

    Yes. Even though 90% of black murders are committed BY BLACKS, black lives don’t really seem to matter much to Black Lives Matter, unless a white person can somehow be blamed.

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    • Anonymous June 7, 2021

      Such B.S.
      “Black lives don’t seem to matter much to black lives matter…..”

      Just because gang violence exists, that doesn’t mean it’s ok when cops kill black people. ( cops are better than gang members, aren’t they? We should expect them to do the right thing and hold them accountable when they don’t. ) The charge for selling cigs on the street is not supposed to be death. Judge and jury are supposed to determine if a defendant is guilty and what the charge is, not the cop.

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    • White Male June 7, 2021

      High crime rates in US black communities are a result of racism and arpartheid. Even someone without a degree in sociology can see that. Though it is easier to ignore and deny it when you get all the benefits out of that system as a white guy.

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    • Anonymous June 7, 2021

      84% of white murders are committed by white people. So what?

      That doesn’t mean it’s no big deal when a white person dies. It still matters when black people die too.

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  6. Anonymous June 7, 2021

    Why is this funny post turned into Political Bullshit. You can’t solve the worlds problems in a chat on Eatliver….. Just enjoy.

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    • Anonymous June 7, 2021

      The far-right has no other purpose in life than torturing others with their hate. And then whine because everybody says they are the bad guys.

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  7. Anonymous June 8, 2021

    If your saying that blacks don’t commit the most crime ring only 13% of the population your lying. And there is no excuse for murder, rape or robbery. No excuse. So again your lying. Blacks are more violent then any other race. Period. Denying that is a lie, and the sad thing is everyone knows it’s a lie. Stop lying.

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    • Anonymous June 8, 2021

      *As I was told to believe by all my white supremist sources and family.

      When you meet a black person, you shouldn’t think they are “more violent than any other race” before you even get to know them. If you pre-judge them instead, that makes you a racist a-hole.

      If blacks were more violent, then why is it that nearly every mass shooting is committed by a white man? OKC bombing? White guy. Try to assassinate a president? White guy. Ted Bundy, Jeffrey Dahmer, Jack the Ripper, mass murderers and they are all white guys.

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  8. Anonymous June 12, 2021

    And more Blacks are killed in Chicago by blacks every year then all of them combined. Now add in Philadelphia, Washington DC, Detroit etc.. etc.. Blacks are provably the most violent race. Period. Grow up. Take off the rose colored glasses 👓

  9. While I respect your right to be wrong, and blame everything that doesn’t fit into your narrative as racist, you are missing the bigger picture. And that is that blacks are not the only minority in the USA. If systemic racism was the cause of these issues in black communities then why do you not see the same issues in all other minority communities? Asian, latino, Burmese, Middle Eastern, Native American, etc. Why?

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