Buying House Plants: How To Do It Right

Choosing and buying house plants is not as simple and straightforward as it may seem at first. Correct soil, regular watering and the right amount of light – that’s all important, however the main thing you have to do – talk to your plants. Don’t sugarcoat it either – just tell them the truth.

Choosing and buying house plants is not as simple and straightforward as it may seem at first. Correct soil, regular watering and the right amount of light - that's all important, however the main thing you have to do - talk to your plants. Don't sugarcoat it either - just tell them the truth.

9 thoughts on “Buying House Plants: How To Do It Right”

  1. I see you’ve met my wife.

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  2. My wife is so bad with plants she once killed an
    artificial plant.

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  3. Everything green withers and dies around me. Including RAL6005 painted fences.

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  4. @Anon, tell your wife I want my pants back.

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  5. Effendi, try to show a little class, okay? Also your mom said quit wearing her pants while hanging around the women’s changing rooms.

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  6. At least they are her pants, and nor her 3XL bloomers.

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  7. Everything dies eventually! Including everyone you love.

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  8. Your parents should “accidentally” left you at the zoo right beside
    the chimpanzee cage.

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  9. Sure, ask a plant, and you’re whimsical, ask the clerk, and end up on a watch list… 🙁

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