This Toilet Piano Lets You Create Music While You Take a Dump

There is only one thing worse than being behind someone in line at Subway that orders more than one sandwich, and that is when you forget to bring your phone into the toilet when you need to take a dump. Sure, you can clean out your wallet, look at shampoo bottle labels, or just sit alone with your gloomy dark thoughts. But that’s no fun, is it? Here’s a solution: the Potty Piano is an electronic keyboard that sits on the floor and wraps around the toilet and allows you to play it with your feet while pooping.

Toilet piano.

It even comes with an instruction song book which hopefully comes packed with songs all about pooping, and will teach you all you need to know about playing the keyboard with your feet that you didn’t learn from the 1988 movie Big.

Potty piano.

The Potty Piano toilet keyboard is powered via 1 non-standard battery, contains a speaker in the bottom left corner of the device, will fit most standard sized toilets, and measures 27.4 inches (70 cm) wide x 16 inches (40 cm) long.

Playing the toilet piano.

Playing the potty piano.

You can get this useful musical instrument on Amazon, if you feel like spending some of your hard-earned money on stupid stuff. Also don’t forget to take a look at these shitty products we have featured previously: Poop Knife and Shit Mittens.

7 thoughts on “This Toilet Piano Lets You Create Music While You Take a Dump”

  1. **** Joe Biden

  2. ***** Donald Dump

  3. : **** Joe Biden :

    Now if they could just train him how to wipe himself.
    I guess they should install a bidet.

  4. I love this

  5. Just use a diaper, like me.

  6. I already create music when pooping

  7. So this is is how crap music is made.

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