You Can Actually Buy a Poop Knife That Will Help You Get Your Poo Down The Toilet


There’s probably somebody in your life who has poops so huge and hard that there’s just no real way of getting them down the toilet without some sort of intervention. Poop Knife is the perfect gag gift for them! …also it brings a whole new meaning to words “gag gift” because this thing surely makes us gag.

Poop knife will save your life!

Sure they could use a kitchen knife to slice the poo in half in order to flush it down the pipes, but why dirty a kitchen tool in such a way when there’s a designated tool out there to get the job done? This useful tool is specifically made for slicing your humongous discharge in half for a proper flush! Made with a strong metal core that’s surrounded with hygienic silicone for easy slicing and cleaning, Poop Knife will allow you to be a samurai to your poo-poo platter.

Poop knife will save your life!

The poop knife measures 25 cm (9.8 inches) long, and has a handle on one end, and a soft blade on the other end of it for slicing your dung. Just be sure not to confuse which side is which before using. They also state that the poop knife is long enough to keep your hand clear of all danger in a standard depth toilet.

Poop knife will save your life!

In their own words: “Original Poop Knife will chop the most compacted of brownies, the most seasoned of sausages, the hardwood of butt logs, the longest of sewer snakes, the most ferocious of bog crocodiles, and the fattest of heaved Havanas.”

Poop knife will save your life!

Poop knife will save your life!

So where to get one? On Amazon of course. Jeff Bezos will gladly take your hard-earned money for some stupid shit like this.


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  1. … or you could just use a bit better designed bowl.

    • Poop Chute Boogie March 8, 2021

      There isn’t a bowl big enough to fit all the LIEberal crap. I just want to know how they developed a knife that only cuts Progressive Socialist Communist Democrats.

  2. Well, this is a crappy idea.

  3. I got something better. A toilet sword. Works well. *****

  4. After you have cut a piece, you can easily use this knife to spread that piece on a slice of bread.

  5. Or eat healthier so you won’t need to cut your poop like it’s a piece of steak

  6. Just go and shit in the Field along with theh other buffalo

  7. Should be way longer

  8. I guess you wont sell many of these in India……

  9. Anonymous March 1, 2021

    These are big in the US. We call them Trudeau knives. They come in different colors, but mostly Black.

  10. This is what they use to push legilation through congress. 💩💩

  11. Anonymous March 1, 2021

    Darn it, I was just getting ready to spread some Nutella on my toast. I don’t want to anymore.

  12. Anonymous March 1, 2021

    Easy to clean, dishwasher safe… WTF… Putting a poopspoon in the dishwasher?

    • Anonymous March 3, 2021

      Is this for countries with poorly constructed plumbing like Mexico where you can’t flush paper? Don’t get it.

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