She should totally marry him. Dreaming big is the first step to dreaming even bigger. Even better – he’s continuing family traditions. Husband material.

Online shopping is not the remedy for sadness. Everyone knows that. Here’s what you do when you get sad: just go to a random site and start arguing about politics with strangers. Works every time 100% of the time.

God does so much for you. Do you even realize that gave birth to himself to kill himself as a sacrifice in order to appease himself so that he would no longer have to throw you into a fiery pit for all eternity because he made you in a way that was not up to his own very high standard? Thank him!

Here’s a pretty good way to respond when your kid accidentally calls you. Just tell them the truth that you had them by accident. It’s both funny and true.

Featured in this gallery are some of the best pictures from @TruthFactsOfficial Instagram account that shows brutally honest representations of our miserable existence (also known as life). In case you don’t feel hopeless and trapped enough after seeing these graphs, you can get their book on Amazon to read while taking a dump.

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Applying for a job online is actually easy and simple. It just takes two steps. There’s a little catch, though. The second step is totally pointless and annoying waste of your time.

We can prove that Biden is a liar with just this picture. How can we trust a president that changes his mind every year? That’s right, we can’t.

There are many delicious homemade cat recipes, but can cats eat pancakes? Yes, cats can eat pancakes in moderation, but sugar and dairy in the pancakes that make them bad for your cat if eaten in large amounts over time. There you go. Now you can throw your wiretap in the trash.

Body shaming is defined as the act of making inappropriate and negative comments about another person’s weight, size, or general appearance. It’s never OK. Even if it happens in fairy tales. Do your part in stopping bodyshaming and creating a more inclusive world!

Cartoonist Derek Evernden doesn’t need a whole lot of panels to tell a story – one is totally enough for him. His unique drawing style combined with a dark sense of humor is the perfect combination that will make you laugh. He has also published several books of his drawings which you can get on Amazon. Scroll down to check out some of the funniest examples! Wait… Don’t scroll down if you are easily offended!

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If I could do anything and have unlimited money I’d still go to an office and spend all day sending emails and creating PowerPoint presentations. It’s an unstoppable urge, really. Working in an office and climbing the corporate ladder is such an amazing thing to do!

Don’t you just love that the government taxes your income, then taxes every purchase you make on that taxed income, then also tax your property annually? How about taxes on your car? Unless you go electric, then they tax a little less.

Electric cars won’t save us. Only 100 companies responsible for over 70% of global emissions. Just switching to an electric car and thinking the planet is saved is just naive.

Let us introduce to r/Repaintings subreddit. It’s an online community where people from all over the internet share their imaginative creations by brilliantly improving old thrift store paintings. The results are genuinely awesome, scroll down to see the best examples!

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