New Suck-On Face Gadget Promises To Give Women a Slim V-Shaped Face

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Behold! There’s a new plastic crap that will float in the oceans after few years! A small, oval-shaped face with a well-defined and pointy V-line chin is one of the most coveted female beauty features in many Asian countries, and they can apparently get it by simply sucking on a bottle-shaped gadget for 10 minutes a day. At least according to this seller on Chinese shopping platform TaoBao.

Face slimmer gadget from China.

You can buy pretty much anything on the internet these days, but every once in a while we stumble upon products so weird that they make us scratch our heads and wonder who would ever pay money for them. Case in point, this weird beauty accessory is supposed to help reshape women’s faces, if they suck on it for just 10 minutes a day. Marketed as an electric facial exerciser, the bottle-shaped gadget apparently vibrates up to 880 times per minute and these high-frequency vibrations somehow stimulate facial muscles and reshape your face.

Face slimmer gadget from China.

Judging by user reviews, customers are generally happy with their performance. If the reviews are not fake, of course… which they probably are. The before an after photos posted by sellers also show a significant difference, but they’re clearly photoshopped. It used to be that the most weird stuff came out of Japan, but China seems to have caught up pretty fast.

Face slimmer gadget from China.

Face slimmer gadget from China.

If you enjoy reading about bizarre stuff you can buy online, also check out Poop Knife, Toilet Paper Mittens, and Undies For Two that we have previously featured on this wonderful site.

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  1. Anonymous May 28, 2021

    I don’t know about shaping her face … but if she keeps sucking on that thing she will definitely become more popular with all the guys

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  2. I know of a similar but much more fun way for women to achieve the same result…..

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  3. Anonymous May 28, 2021

    Why though!!

  4. Joe from Watervliet May 28, 2021

    sells for 386 yen, equals $3.52 USD

  5. What a crock of Sh1t

  6. Anonymous May 29, 2021

    That’s not how faces work…

  7. Poops in isle D but has a tent in front of Barnes and Noble May 29, 2021

    I read that Sikhs and Asians are white adjacents. This ad impacts that how? I don’t know but thought I’d bring that up.

  8. Anonymous May 29, 2021

    What F… is “white adjacent” and why is adjacent spelled like this?

  9. Anonymous June 2, 2021

    Did she practice to amuse a man.

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