20 Cheesy Vintage Portraits of David Hasselhoff

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David Hasselhoff knows the score and it seems he is always winning. With those baby blue eyes and Persian rug chest hair, they don’t call him the Night Rider for nothing. The only question is… can you handle this much Hoff? Well, can you?

Awkward old publicity photo of David Hasselhoff.

Awkward old publicity photo of David Hasselhoff.

Awkward old publicity photos of David Hasselhoff.

Awkward old publicity photo of David Hasselhoff.

Awkward old publicity photo of David Hasselhoff.

Awkward old publicity photo of David Hasselhoff.

Awkward old publicity photo of David Hasselhoff.

Awkward old publicity photo of David Hasselhoff.

Awkward old publicity photo of David Hasselhoff.

Awkward old publicity photo of David Hasselhoff.

Awkward old publicity photo of David Hasselhoff.

Awkward old publicity photo of David Hasselhoff.

Awkward old publicity photo of David Hasselhoff.

Awkward old publicity photo of David Hasselhoff.

Awkward old publicity photo of David Hasselhoff.

Awkward old publicity photos of David Hasselhoff.

Awkward old publicity photo of David Hasselhoff.

Awkward old publicity photo of David Hasselhoff.

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  1. Well I’ve got baby blue eyes and Persian rug chest hair. But there’s a big difference in the assembly of those parts.

  2. German Machine Gun March 6, 2019

    As a revenge for Hasselhoff we send Heidi Klum to the States.

  3. Starshemah March 6, 2019

    Its so weird how time’s have changed. Back in the 80s when he did those shots they were considered very hetero and manly. But if someone did exactly the same thing today they would come across as gay.

    • Don’t forget there was a time people loved neon clothing…

  4. I’m Not Even German March 6, 2019

    Hot 80’s throw rug!

  5. Love da Hoff March 7, 2019

    He rulez

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