Your 2022 Horoscope

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It’s time to find out what the sky has in store for your zodiac sign for the 2022. You might be surprised!

Find out what the sky has in store for your zodiac sign for the 2022!

Find out what the sky has in store for your zodiac sign for the 2022!

Find out what the sky has in store for your zodiac sign for the 2022!

Find out what the sky has in store for your zodiac sign for the 2022!

Find out what the sky has in store for your zodiac sign for the 2022!

Find out what the sky has in store for your zodiac sign for the 2022!

Find out what the sky has in store for your zodiac sign for the 2022!

Find out what the sky has in store for your zodiac sign for the 2022!

Find out what the sky has in store for your zodiac sign for the 2022!

Find out what the sky has in store for your zodiac sign for the 2022!

Find out what the sky has in store for your zodiac sign for the 2022!

Find out what the sky has in store for your zodiac sign for the 2022!

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  1. Distant Racist Star Ted December 30, 2021

    Betelgeuse is about to go super nova. Possible gamma ray burst to irradiate the planet. Black and brown people most affected.

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  2. Was expecting something a little more imaginative.

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    • The Critical Mind January 1, 2022

      Our fundie atheists have been spewing the same toxic nonsense for two decades, why would you expect today to be any different?

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  3. Same as last year… cool.

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    • Same procedure as every year, James.

    • Thanks, antivaxxers. + one year pandemic. Blow yourselves up.

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    • PureBlood Sue December 31, 2021

      @Anon#2
      I prefer the term PureBloods. We are weary of the GMO’s as their clots break loose and cause strokes ‘n such causing hostile behaviors.

    • “Purebloods” she writes nipping on her bourbon after she took a deep drag on her cigarette, ivermectin still in her system. Rediculous people. Noone mourns the stupid.

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  4. Hey people believe the media so why not astrology. It’s about as accurate.

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    • The downvote says all, mate. We have flying cars, but peoples’ heads are still in 1521.

  5. why do you people act like people liking/believing in astrology is a crime its your opinion that its fake, like religion let people believe what that want and feel is right omg

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    • Religion is poison. You judge people by their zodiak? You have been poisoned.

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    • Pinnicle of The Narrative. December 31, 2021

      I only believe The Narrative. The Narrative is decreed by The Atlantic. If The Atlantic says astrology is a crime then I believe it.

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    • What’s the Atlantic? An ocean, I know. What else. I read the bible and came to the conclusion it’s poisonous.

  6. Eatliver FINALLY got one correct.

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  7. It’s not an opinion that astrology is fake. It’s a fact that astrology is fake.
    There’s no possible way for the positions of stars hundreds of light years away to affect your life.

  8. Believe in Bob. Bob is the only true thing in Life. Bob is the one. All Hail Bob.

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  9. No Prob, with Bob!

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  10. The Critical Mind January 1, 2022

    Our fundie atheists have been spewing the same toxic nonsense for two decades, why would you expect today to be any different?

    • If your mind was critical you couldn’t stand being a christian.

    • Atheist Freedom Fighter January 1, 2022

      I guess it means his mind is in critical condition.

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  11. Yihtzb'n Bentov January 1, 2022

    @PureSpooSue non-dementos prefer the term Cannibal Zombies for you and your ilk; succinct and accurate

    • We all remember what happened to the last people that called themselves purebloods. Well, most antivaxxers do have a love for nazis. Just look at the protests. Hand in hand they march against reality.

  12. a ouija board channeling James Randi January 1, 2022

    This is an even bigger waste of time than a real horoscope.

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  13. Amazing horoscope! I especially love the part that says “Distant stars won’t affect your life in any way”.

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