Not All People Are As Lucky As You



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  1. Most (though not all) of these seem just the result of common stupidity rather than luck.
    “Hey, should I put this drink in the cupholder?” “Naw, fool, that’s where I keep my hand sanitizer – just put it up on the curved surface of the center console.”
    “Where should I put this new flat screen?” “Uhh.. right above the fireplace where there’s not enough room on the ledge for the base, duh!”
    “Well, I waited FOREVER for the attendant at this self-serve station to put away the gas-pump and he never did – that’s their loss, ‘cuz *I’M* in a hurry!”

  2. vidalia poopnoodle April 25, 2017

    re #3: you can actually buy a key on amazon that will disable someone’s lock like that. just put it in and break it off. that is, if you happen to be a vandal…

  3. The Curious Rock April 25, 2017

    what are those things stuck on that guy?

    • Flossy McHookerpants April 25, 2017

      Snuggle muffins.

    • Cactus…Can’t remember the type of cactus though.

    • Not sure since it’s not known where it was taken but it looks like maybe a teddy bear cholla or another cholla. I’d love to hear the story on what got him into that mess and if tequila was involved.

    • Cactus Pete July 9, 2017

      Jumping cholla (choy-uh) cactus. They are prolific in Arizona.

  4. PatronusKitty7 April 25, 2017

    The sinking ship one looks photoshopped. As for the Coke can one, just use a can opener and pour it into a glass. Simple.

  5. A different CatMan April 27, 2017

    I thought the girl with the cake was taken from a food porn video.

  6. Even the 4th appearance of the paint car is still funny.

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