How To Utilize Your Christmas Tree

3 thoughts on “How To Utilize Your Christmas Tree”

  1. OK, but who should post bail when I get arrested?

  2. Santa or one of his elves.
    You need to call this out loudly and constantly: “I’m innocent, Santa will bail me out”.

  3. make lots of sudden movements and shout aggressively “its just a prank bro” when cops break down your door and hold you at gun point

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