What Would Jesus Do?

If anyone ever asks you "what would Jesus do?", remind them that flipping over tables and chasing people with a whip is within the realm of possibilities.

9 thoughts on “What Would Jesus Do?”

  1. John 2:13-22
    New International Version
    Jesus Clears the Temple Courts
    13 When it was almost time for the Jewish Passover, Jesus went up to Jerusalem. 14 In the temple courts he found people selling cattle, sheep and doves, and others sitting at tables exchanging money. 15 So he made a whip out of cords, and drove all from the temple courts, both sheep and cattle; he scattered the coins of the money changers and overturned their tables. 16 To those who sold doves he said, “Get these out of here! Stop turning my Father’s house into a market!” 17 His disciples remembered that it is written: “Zeal for your house will consume me.”[a]

    18 The Jews then responded to him, “What sign can you show us to prove your authority to do all this?”

    19 Jesus answered them, “Destroy this temple, and I will raise it again in three days.”

    20 They replied, “It has taken forty-six years to build this temple, and you are going to raise it in three days?” 21 But the temple he had spoken of was his body. 22 After he was raised from the dead, his disciples recalled what he had said. Then they believed the scripture and the words that Jesus had spoken.

  2. Love thy neighbor…
    The golden rule…

    Yep, Pretty sure Jesus would be wearing a mask these days. Are you? If you aren’t, you aren’t allowed to call yourself “Pro life” anymore.

  3. I’ll have to ask him when he gets done mowing the yard.

  4. Jesus hates me this I know. 2020 showed me so. Covid, hornets, no TP, then a Biden victory…

  5. Yeah. Everything is ALLLLLLL about you.

  6. Orrrr…. maybe we all did something to piss him off. Maybe it’s because Jesus’ followers are doing the opposite of what they are supposed to do.

    At least this is looking better than the great flood. ( so far )

  7. Does he trim your bush too?

  8. …and lets not forget that Jesus was a Socialist

  9. Can’t up vote of course but Brilliant.

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