Oya Senior, I don know where jew buy yer burritos, pero dees ain’t burritos, no. Dees is perros wrapped in towels and stuff.
Great, now I’m hungry.
May I interest you in https://www.eatliver.com/cat-burritos/ ?
Why are the dogs not wrapped in bacon?
You ain’t got enough bacon to wrap a dog. No, that’s still not enough.