Can You Guess What’s For Dinner Tonight?

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What are you making for dinner? Why, sweetie, I'm making whatever the hell I want served with a side of eat it or starve.

57 thoughts on “Can You Guess What’s For Dinner Tonight?”

  1. After a hard day laying on the couch watching soap operas, and game shows it is quite
    aggravating having a kid ash stupid questions. You tell them then they whine and
    complain they hate broccoli, they hate cabbage, they hate food without ketchup etc,
    etc, etc.

  2. Exactly. They keep nagging, nagging, and nagging. I hate naggers.

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  3. This is why kids go looking for candy from creepy people in cargo vans.

  4. The parents feeding their kids with healthy food are to blame for missing kids.

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  5. Yes. It’s best to let your fat little porker kids dictate how you should feed them!
    Don’t worry about them being the victim of a harpoon when they ‘re at the beach!
    The plus side is, at least you’ll be able to put flowers on their graves because you’ll out-live them. You can probably get bouquets made up with sticks poking up in a vase with fried chicken fingers and French fries on them! They’ll like that!
    The “woke” solution is to let them do what they want and never—ever “fat shame” them. That way they can eat nothing but Twinkies and potato chips all day, say they are vegetarians, and think they are saving the world!
    If you suggest that maybe they should lose a little weight or get more exercise, you’re a fat-shaming bigot so you should just slit your wrists and die.
    The real answer has been around for many years. It’s that you make a decent meal, and they must at least try some of everything or they get no dessert. When they’re done eating you send them outside to burn off energy and play instead of staring at their phones like they are witnessing rapture.
    Of course, if you live in a city run by democrats, sending them outside to do anything safely is out of the question. So, keep stuffing those little porkers and tell them that they should be proud to be piglets!
    While they’re inside vegetating, they can even sit on their lard-asses and stare at their phone and decide what sex they want to be 6 or 8 years before their hormones even kick in!

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  6. Wow! Great rant. Robust and engaging. What were you bitching about again?

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  7. The real question is why is she wearing a wig while cooking?

  8. Just like Republicans.

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  9. Her hair is cultural appropriation. Im offended

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  10. At least she’s in the kitchen where women belong. Positive message for the ladies.

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  11. Is that Michelle with a gas stove?

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  12. So, why are you two not in your pigsty?

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  13. No, it’s yo mamma.

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  14. That was a really long screed to show that you don’t even know what “woke” means. But it might have been better if you had put “cancel culture” and CRT in there for the trifecta of Tucker’s buzz words.

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  15. Initiative brought to you by cocacola, hersheys and kellogs.

  16. Tucker is on Puten’s payroll.

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  17. @livingthedream, how would you know? Do you have kids, or are you just another kissless basement wizard?

  18. Tucker is on Puten’s payroll.

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  19. Michael Obama cooking

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  20. Michelle Obama is a man. Everyone knows that.

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  21. Incel, like most Republicans.

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  22. My name is Matt Geatz and I approve this message.

  23. Is that NPC thing a new sorry attempt to gag people telling the truth? LOL Rightards are really retarded. Get out your basement away from your X-Box, incel.
    Oh, look I’m an NPC. I have no own opinion. I’ve been programmed by the conservative deep state. LOL

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  24. More man than you, that’s for sure.
    But then any woman is more man than you.
    Dang. You got no dong.

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  25. I’m a woman

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  26. Believe all women. So yes, she’s a dude.

  27. Justin Trudeau and 10 of his MP’s have been proven to have used China to win the last TWO elections. Justin Trudeau has committed treason multiple times and Liberal Voters are OK with that. Liberals HATE Democracy & Freedom.

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  28. It’s Canada, the used to be a great country. What do you expect. They re-elected him knowing he was dirty. They got the Government they deserve.

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  29. So once again the “Conspiracy Theorists” were correct about the Covid origins. China. Just like Trump said three years ago. Conspiracy Theorists 6/ Main Stream knuckle heads 0. Just wait for the full truth to come out on the mandatory jabs. Hope it doesn’t take three years. Jabbys might not have the time. Thanks again Justine! Murdering Fu@*.

  30. US intelligence already knew in November 2019 that an infectious virus was going round in China. Get your facts right for a change.

  31. Mini shaniqua is not amused

  32. Incels tell themselves women are dudes so it doesn’t hurt that much. ❄️

  33. So why is it conservatives are doing everything destroying democracy and freedom. You make no sense. In all what you say, the opposite is the truth. Just like Russian propaganda. I guess it’s not a coincidence, right, Comrade?

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  34. Read the news again. ONE ministry thinks it was a lab accident. The other doesn’t. We are still where we started. No one knows.

  35. Read the news again. ONE ministry thinks it was a lab accident. The other doesn’t. We are still where we started. No one knows.

  36. Poor rightard. Your world is breaking apart.

  37. Rupert Murdoch just admitted his media lied. He lied for Trump. His media lied and still lie for Trump and the GOP. He leaked information about DEM strategies to Trump’s team.
    All you know is a lie. You’ve been fed by the real, conservative deep state fat lies for years. You’ve become obese on hollow hate. You have become a tool for democracy haters and fascists.

  38. No one with a brain trusts anything reported on FOX, CNN, ABC, NBC, CBS, BBC, etc.. Did you learn nothing during Covid? Have you even read the Twitter files? Go back to sleep a make another jab appointment. And F Ukraine.

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  39. The NPC thinks among the whole MSM, only Fox spreads propaganda.

  40. FOX is truth.

  41. Ret@rds still think right wing people believe fox

  42. Yes, they tell stuff like men can get pregnant

  43. Truth Social is truth.

  44. Breitbart is truth.

  45. Prawda is truth.

  46. Is fox too close to the truth for your liking?

  47. Everything CNN says is truthful

  48. So what Don Lemon said about women is true then…? CNN isn’t news. There are no news networks left. Only sock puppet narrative readers. Speaking of Socks, how’s that euthanizing kids without parental consent going. The US is saturated with this story now. Not a good look for Canadians but, nothing Socks has done has been.

  49. Yes, they tell other people tell that but they are the only ones talking about it all the time.

  50. They forced Murdoch to lie about his media lying. It’s a conspiracy.

  51. The US is mostly saturated with alt-right BS right now.

  52. Well most media in the US is Left leaning and even those baby killers are outraged by this. You have to admit it’s pretty messed up.

  53. Maybe the media just mirrors the majority of voters. Without gerrymandering and other tricks the minority party “Republicans” couldn’t win so many elections. By voter numbers the Republican party loses in most states. And totally in presidential elections. So, yes, the elections are rigged. For the GOP, always.

  54. But what about killing the children? Somehow you don’t mention the justification for that. Now Trudeau is making cocaine in BC to give away. Drug dealer, child killer makes no difference to Canadians. Vaxxed brains I guess.

  55. Did you get that from some of Murdoch’s media? Hint: Don’t trust them.

  56. Canadian media. Do you pay attention to your own country or are you just obsessed with American news like most on this site

  57. “just look in the pot” 🤓

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