What Happens When You Die?

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Dad... What happens when you die? You go to heaven. No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff?

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  1. Anonymous June 19, 2022

    Bad news, Millennials, you’re never getting our stuff. We banged your moms and get off our lawns.

  2. Anonymous June 19, 2022

    Besides, who wants a skateboard and vape juice?

  3. So you want HIV, lead in your drinking water, and Uncle Joe near the nuclear football? No? Well, I’m leaving it to you anyway.

  4. Gen Z Post Partum Abortionist June 20, 2022

    I know it’s a text over iphoto but even so, if one had a-priory knowledge something like that would come out of it’s mother’s bottom one would have take a cold shower 9 and 8 or so years before.

  5. Anonymous June 21, 2022

    Too many spoiled a-holes expect someone to support them unconditionally
    for their entire life.
    If they still have this attitude by the time they’re 21 boot their arses to the kerb.

  6. Anonymous June 21, 2022

    “Out of its Mom’s bottom..” This is your average EatLiver reader.

  7. Anonymous June 22, 2022

    Yes you do, but you’ll have to sell it all to pay the inheritance taxes. 💸💸💸

  8. Anonymous June 25, 2022

    “You go to heaven”, and the brainwashing starts.

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