Sausage, atomic bomb, and magic marker: the vintage beauty pageant queens covered (and were covered in) all kinds of stuff. I wonder why don’t we get these kind of beauty pageants nowadays?
Posture queen has scoliosis if that’s her xray. Additional, given the tech of the 50’s and the expansiveness of the xray she has just condemned future generations to “special” genetic artifacts if she breeds.
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Laughter queen has the best jugs
Queen of circus is the prettiest.
Dibs. Called it.
Is this a repeat? I think I’ve seen this before. Oh, yeah. I was alive for each of these celebrations. Attended them all.
None of these are as awkward as Ma’am queen of 2018.
Posture queen has scoliosis if that’s her xray. Additional, given the tech of the 50’s and the expansiveness of the xray she has just condemned future generations to “special” genetic artifacts if she breeds.
Don’t speak ill of my mom, mister!
‘Sausage Queen’ was what I used to call my ex wife. But that was back then. Now she is more like ‘Ancient Pork Granny’.
But please don’t tell her. She will pork you up!
That Idaho girl got some nice taters. Mmm hmm.
I love the “Natural” Pork Queen. not sure of her nationality, that was lost in translation.
I’m the current Queen of Homosexual Alcoholic Obesity.
Catfish Queen is NOT holding up a catfish