Badass Presidential Portraits by Jason Heuser

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Question: what’s more awesome than a president riding a dinosaur? Answer: a president riding a dinosaur while shooting a gun! Featured below is a selection of awesome patriotic portraits by Jason Heuser. Most of these are available on Amazon. Happy 4th of July!

Badass patriotic portrait.

Badass patriotic portrait.

Badass patriotic portrait.

Badass patriotic portrait.

Badass patriotic portrait.

Badass patriotic portrait.

Badass patriotic portrait.

Badass patriotic portrait.

Badass patriotic portrait.

Badass patriotic portrait.

Badass patriotic portrait.

Badass patriotic portrait.

Badass patriotic portrait.

Badass patriotic portrait.

Badass patriotic portrait.

Badass patriotic portrait.

Badass patriotic portrait.

Badass patriotic portrait.

Badass patriotic portrait.

Badass patriotic portrait.

Badass patriotic portrait.

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  1. Anonymous July 4, 2019

    Warmongers and bastards

    • Like European queens in history. Except the bastard thing. However they were inbred AF.

    • Anonymous July 4, 2019

      Yep. Need more of that.

    • Anonymous July 4, 2019

      A badass president is just a bad president.

  2. Why only Republicans

    • You must be a republican. So sad.

    • Is Bill Clinton a republican?

    • Because democrats are spineless dregs only interested in buying votes through government handouts. The artist threw in Clinton and Obama only so young people would recognize some of them.

    • Because republicans are warmongers, starting wars to distract attention from their bad national policies. The artist threw in Clinton and Obama only so young people would think warmongering is normal.

    • Obama bombed 7 countries. Bush 4. AFAIK Trump’s war count so far is zero. We really live in a clown world, don’t we?

    • Ruff Tuff Creampuff July 5, 2019

      @ Oh snap: Rubbish. Obama: 1878 drone strikes in 8 years. Trump: 2243 drone strikes in his first 2 years. But Agent Orange has revoked the Obama rule of reporting drone strike deaths, so we don’t get to hear about them anymore.
      https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-47480207

    • Bush did a hell of a lot more than just bombing — he invaded two countries with ground troops, without UN resolution. And Trump bombed Syria AFAIK. Clown.

    • Trump was the first president of the US to step onto NK soil. Clown.

    • Both Trump and Putin deserve the Nobel price of peace more than Obama ever did.

    • Obama definitely did not deserve that prize — he got it for not being another Bush.
      Trump was the first potus on NK soil because no sane person wants to be seen with the world’s worst dictator.
      And Putin, isn’t that the guy that invaded the Crimea and Ukraine, as well as massively interfered with the USA elections to support his pal Donald? Excellent track record for the prize.

    • We’re still waiting on the proof of the allegations by the clown puppeteers of Putin meddling with the US elections.

    • Stop waiting and download the pdf of the Mueller report.

    • It proves nothing, except for the opposite :joy: SMH

    • Here’s a song for you “also me”. From some 20+ years back that will reflect the global mindset: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1AjGjBDd-8

    • Mueller will appear before two committees on the 17th to elaborate his findings.

  3. And Obama?

    • Anonymous July 6, 2019

      Was better than Trump. … Heck, every president was better than Trump. A dead racoon would be a better president than Trump.

    • Ann Peasee July 8, 2019

      ORANGE MAN BAD

  4. This is more like a list of chicken presidents. GW Bush “served” in Texas, which is pretty far from Vietnam. Clinton unsuccessfully tried the same, and instead joined a reserve officer’s training program in the University of Arkansas. As for Cadet Bonespurs, his repeated chickening out should be well known.

    Reagan actually did serve during WWII – in the First Motion Picture Unit, where his “fighting” eventually made him captain. Nixon did serve during WWII, but as an administrative officer far away from the action. You would never find any of these five anywhere near any actual fighting, they are/were fine with others doing the dirty work though.

    What’s very strange is that all the presidents after WWII who actually risked their lives in wars are missing. GHW Bush served in the Navy Air corps during WWII. Truman fought in WWI, Eisenhower was the Allied Commander during WWII ffs! And JF Kennedy was wounded in action and came out of WWII with a chest covered in medals.

    In the end all US presidents become hawks, even those who started out as chickens. I still have just a little bit more respect for the ones who risked their own hide and not just others.

  5. Anonymous July 7, 2019

    Reagan getting upstaged by a chimp YET AGAIN

  6. to all the libtards . the day of reckoning is coming. Snowflakes melt, real men will rise

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