Saw it coming a mile away. Not only the joke, also yo mama!
Yo Mamma… ain’t he that guy that plays that big fiddle? I seen him once’t. He could win in a log sawing contest, Whoo Boy!
These are metric units. You couldn’t possibly saw it coming a mile away…. Maybe a kilometer away…
Or rather “logically” 1,76 kiloyards or 63,36 kiloinches away…
Except for yo momma!
Kiloyard is a metric unit? When did this happen, was there a meeting I missed?
Who said kiloyard is a metric unit?
Any yes, there was a meeting, and no, you didn’t miss it. You were not invited.
Kilo is a prefix that means 1000 of something. It has nothing to do with the actual unit behind it, you can use a kilodozen or a megasmurf if you feel like it.
My new car weights about 7,6 kilopounds
That’s about 3.5 tons… are you sure it’s not a lorry?