Twinkle Tush: a Jewel That Covers Your Cat’s Butt

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The Twinkle Tush is essentially a little necklace that you can wrap around the base of your cats tail that has a little jewel that hangs off it to cover your cat’s butthole. What’s worse than having some people over only to have your cat walk out in the room flaunting it’s uncovered butthole all over the house? As your guests see your cats anus, your mother faints to the floor and your grandmother gasps in horror. If only there were a better way… Simply put the butthole necklace over your cat’s tail and the shame your cat walks around with will be hidden from view! The only problem: when cat goes to take a dump, you’re going to end up with a butt bling full of poop.

Cat butt bling.

Cat butt bling.

Cat butt bling.

Cat butt bling.

Cat butt bling.

Cat butt bling.

Cat butt bling.

Cat butt bling.

Cat butt bling.

Cat butt bling.

In case you are wondering, the Twinkle Tush is a real product, and although it’s probably just a gag-gift, we are sure someone out there will be weird enough to use it for real. You can get in on Amazon, however currently it seems to be sold out. Apparently a lot of people are blinging up their cat butts and the manufacturer can’t keep up with orders.

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  1. So everyone thinks your cat has a butt plug

    • Anonymous May 24, 2021

      So now your cat is walking around with a sh*t-covered butthole hider.
      How does that solve the “don’t draw attention to the fact that my cat has an a$$hole?”

  2. Anonymous May 24, 2021

    This thing is a perfect metaphor for political advertising. 🙀💎🗳️👍

  3. Anonymous May 24, 2021

    No wonder why some cats are plotting to kill their owners…. First they neuter the cat, then they make the cat wear this flashy butt jewel….

  4. Americans are obsessed with buttholes. It’s part of their cultural identity.

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    • Anonymous May 24, 2021

      Of coarse it is. All 350+ million of them all like butt holes. Biden’s going to executive order a nation butt hole day as part of his war on Covid and those nasty anti vaxers. Oh wait… Sorry, it’s National Canadians are assho$@& day. I thought that was everyday but okay.

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    • Anonymous May 24, 2021

      It’s so US cat owners don’t get arroused.

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  5. Anonymous May 24, 2021

    uhhhhh.. wouldn’t this bling just get covered in sh*t?

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    • Anonymous May 24, 2021

      Just like their former president Trump. He loves those games. Ask for Russian kompromat.

  6. Anonymous May 24, 2021

    Cats with butt jewellery

  7. Anonymous May 24, 2021

    lipstick on a pig
    I mean ornaments for my cat’s a$$

  8. “What’s worse than … to have your cat … flaunting it’s uncovered butthole …?” — Having a glittering fake jewel to attract attention to the cat’s butt, for one. Having a feces-covered fake jewel there for another.

  9. Anonymous May 25, 2021

    Well the whole thing comes out of canada and you know how freaky those animals get so who even knows.

    • Anonymous May 25, 2021

      It’s an American product. So US cat owners won’t… lick their cat. It’s an US fetish.

    • Anonymous May 25, 2021

      That’s why Americans have worms and no healthcare.

  10. Anonymous May 25, 2021

    Hey, at least Americans don’t stand by while their Government experiments on children without consent. Free ice cream though right. Monsters.

    • Anonymous May 26, 2021

      All Trumpists will give you is a bullet in the head. Wrong skin color, gender and party is enough.

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