Totally True Animal Facts

9 thoughts on “Totally True Animal Facts”

  1. Au contraire; many supermodels are in fact foxes.

  2. That’s no hamster. It’s also no fun.

  3. Its a capybara! :3

  4. I don’t think these are all totally true animal facts.

  5. gawd why do you guys have to ruin everything!?!

  6. THE PLURAL OF PLATYPUS IS PLATYPODES

  7. Surprisingly, me and Joe Bob still have our Canines Dentalis – not much else in the mouth, but a few.

  8. The plural of your mother is twice too heavy to date a second time.

  9. My apartment is infested with koala bears. Its the cutest infestation ever. Much better than cockroaches. I turn the lights on and a bunch of koala bears scatter. I’m like, “Hey, hold on fellas! Lemme hold one of you, and feed you a leaf.” Koalas, they’re so cute, why do they gotta be so far away from me. They should ship a few over, and I will apprehend one… And hold him… And pet him on the back of his head.

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