My apartment is infested with koala bears. Its the cutest infestation ever. Much better than cockroaches. I turn the lights on and a bunch of koala bears scatter. I’m like, “Hey, hold on fellas! Lemme hold one of you, and feed you a leaf.” Koalas, they’re so cute, why do they gotta be so far away from me. They should ship a few over, and I will apprehend one… And hold him… And pet him on the back of his head.
Au contraire; many supermodels are in fact foxes.
That’s no hamster. It’s also no fun.
Its a capybara! :3
gawd why do you guys have to ruin everything!?!
I don’t think these are all totally true animal facts.
THE PLURAL OF PLATYPUS IS PLATYPODES
The plural of your mother is twice too heavy to date a second time.
Surprisingly, me and Joe Bob still have our Canines Dentalis – not much else in the mouth, but a few.
My apartment is infested with koala bears. Its the cutest infestation ever. Much better than cockroaches. I turn the lights on and a bunch of koala bears scatter. I’m like, “Hey, hold on fellas! Lemme hold one of you, and feed you a leaf.” Koalas, they’re so cute, why do they gotta be so far away from me. They should ship a few over, and I will apprehend one… And hold him… And pet him on the back of his head.