Totally True Animal Facts

9 thoughts on “Totally True Animal Facts”

  1. Au contraire; many supermodels are in fact foxes.

  2. That’s no hamster. It’s also no fun.

  3. Its a capybara! :3

  4. I don’t think these are all totally true animal facts.

  5. gawd why do you guys have to ruin everything!?!


  7. Surprisingly, me and Joe Bob still have our Canines Dentalis – not much else in the mouth, but a few.

  8. The plural of your mother is twice too heavy to date a second time.

  9. My apartment is infested with koala bears. Its the cutest infestation ever. Much better than cockroaches. I turn the lights on and a bunch of koala bears scatter. I’m like, “Hey, hold on fellas! Lemme hold one of you, and feed you a leaf.” Koalas, they’re so cute, why do they gotta be so far away from me. They should ship a few over, and I will apprehend one… And hold him… And pet him on the back of his head.

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