The Buttress Pillow: The Perfect Gift For a Lonely Man

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Are you looking for a gift for a sad, lonely man who would love to use a yoga-pants wearing butt pillow to snuggle up with at night, so it can become his 1/4 wife? If the answer is YES, you are in luck! Introducing the buttress pillow! The company that makes it claims that it feels like a real woman’s butt and sleeping on it will help to reduce anxiety. We, however, think that’s bullshit, and they made this just to have a laugh.

The Buttress pillow.

But wait, there’s more! If you feel so invigorated, the thighs separate so that you an actually dress your butt pillow into your favorite pajamas or undies. Don’t worry: it’s not creepy at all! But wait, there’s even more! When not being used as a face or body pillow, the butt shaped pillow can be used as a handy little phone or table stand! Amazing, isn’t it?

The Buttress pillow.

According to buttress pillow company website: “The yoga pants wearing butt pillow comes in a few different colors to choose from, is made using 100% natural latex made from the sap of trees, and includes permanent silky inner cover and yoga-pant outer cover.” That’s a polite way to say that this freaky thing is comfortable and kinda-a-little environmentally friendly.

The Buttress pillow.

If you feel like this bootiful pillow is something you’d spend your hard-earned money on, you can get it on Amazon. Please note that this site is reader-supported. When you buy through links on our site, we may earn an affiliate commission. As an Amazon Associate affiliate we earn from qualifying purchases.

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  1. Have one of these pillows, not cracked up to all the hype.

  2. Amonynous May 25, 2023

    So, do they also fart?

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    • Anonymous May 25, 2023

      Yes. They come with 2 odours that you can choose from. Cabbage or rotten eggs.

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    • Anonymous May 25, 2023

      The rotten egg is actually methane. I wouldn’t light up a joint anywhere around that pillow.

    • Anonymous May 25, 2023

      You must b3 very funny in parties

    • Slartifartfast May 26, 2023

      Methane has no odor. The gas that smells like rotten eggs is hydrogen sulfide.

    • Anonymous May 27, 2023

      Ans here comes the even more funny guy in parties

  3. Anonymous May 26, 2023

    I wonder if you turn it over how bad the other side smells

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    • Anonymous May 26, 2023

      Like week old cod fillets left out in the sunshine. Yummy, but deadly.

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  4. Anonymous May 26, 2023

    Now when I said bigasspillow…

  5. Anonymous May 26, 2023

    Week old cod. Have ever even HAD a woman. Doubt it.

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