Have you ever wondered how your conversations would go if your cat grew opposite thumbs and learned to send texts? Well, wonder no more…
Have you ever wondered how your conversations would go if your cat grew opposite thumbs and learned to send texts? Well, wonder no more…
Sorry, Catman, cats are not good at all at humor.
Text Message. Today 15:25. “It’s 2am!” I smell fake text app.
But yeah. Cats are more funny IRL, than text messages.
Can you imagine worse content? Imagine dog texts. Uugghhh. “Woof” “It’s 2am! “Woof woof” I hate you, stupid dog” “Woof Woof” :(
Cat Texts > Dog Texts > It’s 2am! > Dogs
– CatMan
Punch the cats.
You know what’s better than cats? 5 foot monitor lizards. Sure, they don’t text (or make too much noise) but they do keep the cats away from the flowerbeds.
If your cat is smart enough to use text on a phone, and you’re dumb enough to reply to cat texts, you don’t deserve each other. Better the cat go feral and you be lonely. BTW, is the phone in the cat’s name or yours?