What If Cats Could Text?

{5 Comments}

Have you ever wondered how your conversations would go if your cat grew opposite thumbs and learned to send texts? Well, wonder no more…

If your cat could text you...

Texts from a cat.

If your cat could text...

If you cat could text you...

Texts from a cat.

If your cat could text you...

If your cat could text you...

If your cat could text you...

If your cat could write you...

If your cat could message you...

What if your cat could text you?

What if your cat could message you?

What if your cat could send messages to you?

If cats could text...

If cats could text...

If cats could text you...

If cats could text...

If cats could text...

5 Comments…

 Share your views
  1. Sorry, Catman, cats are not good at all at humor.

  2. Text Message. Today 15:25. “It’s 2am!” I smell fake text app.

    But yeah. Cats are more funny IRL, than text messages.

    Can you imagine worse content? Imagine dog texts. Uugghhh. “Woof” “It’s 2am! “Woof woof” I hate you, stupid dog” “Woof Woof” :(

    Cat Texts > Dog Texts > It’s 2am! > Dogs

    – CatMan

  3. Ihatefelines February 12, 2019

    Punch the cats.

  4. The Real Anon February 12, 2019

    You know what’s better than cats? 5 foot monitor lizards. Sure, they don’t text (or make too much noise) but they do keep the cats away from the flowerbeds.

  5. Common Sense Sez February 13, 2019

    If your cat is smart enough to use text on a phone, and you’re dumb enough to reply to cat texts, you don’t deserve each other. Better the cat go feral and you be lonely. BTW, is the phone in the cat’s name or yours?

Leave a Comment

Leave Name blank to comment as Anonymous.