He’s actually senile. He thinks he’s just rescued those tennis balls and wants them to go to a good home. 1
Donating tennis balls to an animal shelter makes perfect sense given that they have dogs there, too, some of whom really like tennis balls. 1
Plot twist: they’re packed with match heads.
Double twist: They’re chocolate oranges.
He’s actually senile. He thinks he’s just rescued those tennis balls and wants them to go to a good home.
Made my night.
Donating tennis balls to an animal shelter makes perfect sense given that they have dogs there, too, some of whom really like tennis balls.
I guess I must be Satan….