Happy 4th!

For someone somewhere in America today will be the last day they have ten fingers.

8 thoughts on “Happy 4th!”

  1. I nominate Maxine Waters.

  2. For many rednecks, today will be the last day they have twelve fingers.

  3. Gibs that!
    By: a regular lib

  4. 100% of SJW’s and feminists will have their digits intact.

  5. Nothing like a good old BOOM or BANG where weather and law allow.

  6. Because they are smart enough to take precautions.

  7. Oh, is that why they call you stumpy?

  8. These digit-challenged warriors shall enter Valhalla and be serviced by 70 virgins of their own choosing.

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