What Hackers Actually Look Like (According to Stock Photo Sites)

19 thoughts on “What Hackers Actually Look Like (According to Stock Photo Sites)”

  1. That’s me in one of those pictures. Big prize to one who picks me out.

  2. I only see white people, and Asians.

  3. I see skiers, lots of skiers.

  4. that is lame

  5. There may be a reason for that oversite, but I’m not going to point it out.

  6. No. 4

  7. What asians?

  8. All wrong. Hackers look more russian actually. As russians do not like honest work, they just steal what they need. Money, cars, countries. It’s their proud heritage of the plundering hordes from the steppe in the east that terrorized europe for centuries. Instead on horseback they come in planes and tanks these days.

  9. If you hack someone else’s laptop you better wear a ski mask. Those webcams are pesky little buggers…

  10. No way. You’re the buxom girl.

  11. Actually true. Have heard a lot of the botnet activity is in Russia. If you go to Russia take it for granted every electronic device you have is going to be hacked. I guess you’d call them “electronic mafia”?

  12. Generalizing any nation’s population character and behavior can be done only by a retarded individual.

  13. Groot wins the prize. You’re going to Russia, no expenses paid!!! Come by my house and I’ll give you a map to help get you there.

  14. True. Except for russia. Stalin and the communist party made the population quite homogenous. I wonder if that’s the reason for their homophobia. Hm…

  15. I like the guy in #6 who is pulling one dollar bills out of the computer. I can “hack” my couch cushion and do better than that.

  16. My friend is russian, and one of the hardest working people I know.

  17. LoL…couch cushion!

  18. Omg sure it’s people in ski masks and black jackets and not some middle – aged man sitting in a dark room with pjs on

  19. Noticed something:

    The only one that might be a woman is the one in the orange outfit with her finger over her mouth.

    Stock photo people probably too busy having all the young women facepalming or on their phones, or totally freaking out.

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