Maybe some people saw National Treasure and went running out of their house and fell into their pool and thought; “Hey, this is better than the possibility of there being a sequel.”
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Remember when we used to laugh at jokes like these? No? Me neither.
I do.
Maybe some people saw National Treasure and went running out of their house and fell into their pool and thought; “Hey, this is better than the possibility of there being a sequel.”
Yeah, we’re all laughing. But there really might be a correlation between eating cheese and getting strangled by your bed sheet.
I laughed so hard
Wow eating margarine leads to divorce in Maine! Margarine promotes infidelity!
Today’s FOX NEWS headline: ” ‘Alternative’ Butter Liberally Spreads its Anti-Marriage Agenda”
Eat less chicken! That way it won’t cost as much to drive to the steakhouse.