Under-Desk Testicles Stress Ball For When You Really Need To Calm Down

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These scrotum shaped stress balls is a vulgar way to take out your stress while sitting at home during COVID-19 lockdown. Simply attach the dangling balls to the underside of your desk, and whenever you feel your stress levels rising, reach over and give the balls a quick squeeze and tug.

Stress balls.

Aptly named NiceBalls, the under-desk scrotum stress balls are made by a Spanish company called Imaginarte, and are available on Amazon for $19.99 proving once again that Spanish people are a little weird.

Squeezing stress balls.

The company that makes this ridiculous thing assures us that it eliminates muscle knots and tension, breaks up adhesions and stimulate blood flow and delivers some kind of therapeutic relief. However, to us it sounds like a bunch of made up bullshit, and we’re are pretty sure that they made this product just because it’s hilarious.

Stress balls.

NiceBalls is made up using hypoallergenic PVC and hypoallergenic oil, so it won’t give you an allergic reaction. That’s good to know because it would be really dumb to stress about potential health issues while squeezing an anti-stress ball.

Squeezing stress balls.

Stress balls.

Should you really spend twenty bucks for something this stupid? Well, it depends. Do you have someone you hate who’s having a birthday soon? If yes, it might be worth it.

Stress balls.

Stress balls.

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  1. Iron Hippo May 15, 2020

    Can I just give a good, hard punch when necessary?

  2. Anonymous May 15, 2020

    Give mine a good squeeze and I’ll be happy.

  3. Manly Man May 16, 2020

    Sexist fun tool to embarras women by putting it under their table.

  4. Anonymous May 17, 2020

    I don’t need to buy this. Mine are built in. And believe me, I do give them a few good strokes and a gentle squeeze to relieve stress.

  5. Mr. mandude May 17, 2020

    Perfect for any soy boy as a replacement.

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