Sleeping At Work: How To Not Get Fired


If you ever get caught sleeping at work... just slowly raise your head and say "In Jesus' name I pray, Amen!"


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  1. Atheists would love to use this trick, but they smell funny and everyone hates them.

    • Sounds like frustration because you would be so easy to fool. Well, you are a theist, that makes you a fool by definition.

    • That’s not a very Christian attitude OP.

    • The Real Anon October 2, 2022

      We are both Atheists, I just believe in one less god than you do.

    • I don’t know about you, guys. But the God I don’t believe in is much more better than yours. You should convert.

  2. Religion doesn’t belong in a work place. Don’t matter if it is islam, christendom, buddhism, jewdom, the spaghetti monster, or animephilia or what ever. Leave your fantasy god(s) at home, they won’t help you shovelling coal anyways.

    • That’s discrimination, as long as the discriminated person ist Christian and white.

  3. 7th floor FBI October 1, 2022

    That assures you will be fired. Being BIPOC will buy you some intersectionality but not much in this instance. You may even get a visit from us.

  4. What’s the janitor have to do with you sleepin’ on the job?

  5. if people get offended why eat liver?

  6. Sure, they can’t get enough of my potato salad. The secret ingredient is hate

  7. Terrible advice October 27, 2022

    Does not help if you snore.

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