Cool, which chapter and verse covers how Creation occurred and Adam was born on Masoretic Year 1, but fossils are millions of years older. Did God store the fossils somewhere until he was ready for them? Also, after it rained for 40 days and 40 nights covering the earth. Noah saved 2 of each animal (thanks for the mosquitos, asshole) and the waters receded. Where did the water go? Maybe it’s in storage where the fossils were? Like Scully & Muldar, I want to believe.
Dinosaurs never existed. Their allegedly fossils are just a test to our faith.
You should read your Bible more:
Job 40:15-24
Job 41:1-2,7,12-32
Price Leo still doesn’t exist. His dumbness is just a test of our patience.
@Flossy
Good quote.
Brilliant!
Wow Flossy McHookerpants – I looked up the bible verse. I’m really intrigued. Its as if it’s describing dinosaurs!
Cool, which chapter and verse covers how Creation occurred and Adam was born on Masoretic
Year 1, but fossils are millions of years older. Did God store the fossils somewhere until he was ready for them? Also, after it rained for 40 days and 40 nights covering the earth. Noah saved 2 of each animal (thanks for the mosquitos, asshole) and the waters receded. Where did the water go? Maybe it’s in storage where the fossils were? Like Scully & Muldar, I want to believe.
It’s religion. It doesn’t make sense. It’s fiction, man. Like a bad written novel.
All those are due to the Flying Spaghetti Monster. The flood waters clearly retreated as the number of pirates increased. R’amen.