Floppy Disks Are Like Jesus

13 thoughts on “Floppy Disks Are Like Jesus”

1. There is one huge difference, though. Floppies were/are real. The son of God (and his alleged father) is not.

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2. Funny thing – nobody cares about that.

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3. But the 276392i373y genders are real

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4. I care. Religion is slavery.

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5. You know what else is floppy and can’t memorize much information? Republicans.

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6. And also last Innovation in the 90s.

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7. Is Kevin McCarthy creeping closer to become House speaker, or is he just creepy?
   You look at this guy, and he obviously uses to much lip gloss.

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8. Most of the GOP don’t get through as human beings.

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9. Hey! You know what would be great? Let’s turn this into a thread about US politics!

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10. US politics are boring and stupid.

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11. Just remember, Jesus forgives.
    All you have to do is drop to your knees ask for forgiveness, and admit all the sins you have committed. Some of you sinners may be on your knees for hours so don’t forget your knee
    pads.
    But for this one time price of only $150.00 U.S you can receive a blanket pardon which
    includes one “I love Jesus” T- shirt. Include size along with your payment.

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12. *lol*

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13. No it wasn’t.

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