Safe Baby Handling Tips For Young Parents

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This guide has been written by David Sopp and Kelly Sopp and is filled with valuable guidance on baby care. It really would be helpful for any parent feeling a bit overwhelmed with their new bundle of joy. For the full list of tips, check out Safe Baby Handling Tips book on Amazon.

How to safely care for your baby.

How to safely care for your baby.

How to safely care for your baby.

How to safely care for your baby.

How to safely care for your baby.

How to safely care for your baby.

How to safely care for your baby.

How to safely care for your baby.

How to safely care for your baby.

How to safely care for your baby.

How to safely care for your baby.

How to safely care for your baby.

For the full list of tips, check out Safe Baby Handling Tips book on Amazon.

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  1. It’s my understanding you can kill your baby up to 28 days after birth.

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    • Why would you want to do that, you psycho?

    • It’s that myth some rightards interpreted into a new California law. That law was just implemented to prevent Republican attourneys to prosecute women who lost their children at childbirth or by sudden infant death.
      Because that’s what they do. A women loses her child and is in mourning. Let’s punish her with murder charges…

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    • just sayin' April 24, 2022

      Sounds like your mother tried to abort you a bit late… your “understanding” is perhaps a consequence.

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    • birds aren't real April 24, 2022

      Actually understanding something would be a new experience for you.

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    • Meh, you’ll all get over it and find something else to bitch about.

    • Predicting the actions of future leftists I see.

  2. Yeah, let’s butcher, burn, and pull babies apart pre-partum by the thousands per day, but don’t you dare taste their Similac, you perverted ghoul.

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    • “By the thousands”, yeah, sure. Because women enjoy getting an abortion. It’s such fun and like a visit to the spa.
      You brainwashed morons don’t know what you are talking about. You halfwits don’t even know how a woman’s body works. You care more for a brainless lump of human cells than and actual person once they are born. Then they can starve or die in a mass shooting. You are not human. You are also just a brainless lump of human cells. And you are incapable of compassion. Which makes you demons in the eye of your God. Every godless person is closer to the Lord than you.
      If I had a word in this most of you would get butchered, burned and pulled apart post-partum. Once one reached your age for example. Like eradicating a disease or exterminating a pest. And the Almighty would smile.

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    • Gun deaths were the leading killer of US children in 2020.
      bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-61192975

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    • Freedom deaths.

    • WHO stats report 125,000 pre-partum homicides per day. But go ahead and make your feeble attempt to call people with the facts “morons” and “halfwits.” Like a one-legged soccer player you’re funny to watch.

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    • That makes very many mothers making the concious decision of enduring a small misery to avoid a big misery.

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    • That makes a lot of children murdered. The real victims. The mothers, in a large percentage of cases, just didn’t take precaution. So a child is cut up for her minuscule inconvenience. And then ghouls make idiotic and limp-wristed attempts to defend them. Perverted.

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    • WHO stats report 150,000 per day btw. And this is for the whole globe, not just America. Get your numbers right if you try to influence the public. Many of these are neccessary to save the mother’s life and not made just for fun. Pregnancy is not an inconvenience. It’s a dangerous condition for a woman’s body. Nature is going to max here what the person can take. And some can’t. A living mother can have other children. A dead mother and a dead child, well, only religious perverts cheer about that maybe. In countries where abortions per se are forbidden doctors have to watch women die because the dying corpse in their belly is poisoning them. Seems that pleases God… People who can think for themselves are not.
      And I can understand why a woman wouldn’t want a child from such humunculi trolling here.
      You pro-lifers and religious nuts are a hypocrit bunch. First you force a woman to carry out the child of her rapist. Once the child is born you treat it as the child of a rapist who inherited the sin of its father and want to banish it from society. Like it’s dirty and diseased. You don’t care if it will die of hunger or cold. Hypocrits. All of you.
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      “The mothers, in a large percentage of cases, just didn’t take precaution.” — How about putting some rubber over your thingy? It’s YOUR responsibility and therefore fault as much as it is hers. 50:50. I can understand that many women don’t want to take hormone altering pills (or even can’t because of health issues) only so you can have a better experience for your pathetic p*nis. Those pills have severe sometimes life-threatening side effects. I know, many men don’t want to hear it. And most men would never take such meds, me included. Because s*x is supposed to be fun, right? Guess what, some fun games require responsibility, kid!
      FUN FACT: Most unwanted pregnancies happen in conservative and deeply religious households. Because young women are not taught how to take precaution or use contraceptives, they are forbidden to use contraceptives or are falsly told they won’t work at all.
      The real victim in this smear theater are the women. For the last 25,000 years at least.

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    • Funny fact—i.e., something to laugh at while pointing—no one said anything about where the perimeter of the stats were either in the original ignorant post or thereafter. Sad fact? Over 100,000 children are dying per day at the hands of immoral murdering subhumans regardless of left/right populace. You, sir or ma’am are an embarrassment to humanity. Earth would be far better off with the children in place of you.

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    • Once they are born they probably don’t deserve better according to pro-life logic.

    • Thankfully, logic is entirely owned by life-protecting individuals.

  3. Where did all these trolls come from? It’s like I’m under a bridge.

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    • Most are Canadians, socialists, Biden supporter, and leftists. Give ’em a break. They can’t help being stupid.

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    • As this comment comes from a troll, inverse the meaning and you’ll have your factual answer.

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    • This site is routinely brigaded by far right incels because you can shitpost anonymously.

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  4. Wow.
    Such anger (and rubbish) over an intended piece of humour.

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    • All the conservatives know is anger and hate. If they can’t have fun, NO ONE SHALL.

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  5. These are all excellent, too bad I didn’t see this before
    I became a parent. Oh well, they’re all pretty normal
    considering.

    • I live on a tropical island and kept a lump of coral next to the crib. When she wouldn’t stop fussing, I’d use it to rock her to sleep.

  6. I was the most famous baby killer. You ever heard of passover? Yeah, that was a fun night for sure. Next time, love me dammit.

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    • Not the strongest God, but the cruelest of us all. You reign with fear.

    • @Ra
      If you g-d tells you not to kill babies shouldn’t you respect that?

  7. I’m so glad i don’t live in the USA, politics all the time over there.

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    • The GOP is building it into their own little fascist-christian Iran.

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  8. What is wrong with Americans? Everything is politics & hate. Are you all so stupid you can’t just see a joke as a joke. As you lot prattle on like 3 year olds thge Russians & Chinese are planning

  9. God, Guns & Politics. Get a life Americans.

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  10. Jealous much?

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    • Of Americans? I’d rather take a barbed wire enema than live in a shithole country like that.

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    • Jealous of what? No healthcare, no job security, low wages, gun violence, religious fascism and serial killers?
      Nope.

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    • Americans are so free their government is allowed to kill them without a court order and without consequences if national security is involved. Freedom death.

  11. You guys hate America. We get it already.

    • There is a big difference between hating you and questioning your choices.

    • Nope. It’s just hate. Plus you can say anything you like about America. Just don’t criticize your own country. Might get arrested. It’s ok. Hate on.

    • No, I won’t get arrested. There are many countries with a higher freedom index than the US.

    • Name them. Any country where the police can come to your door over an internet post is automatically disqualified.

    • Google “freedom index” and you will find a list.

    • Seen it. And it’s BS. No First Amendment or Second Amendment. You have no freedom without freedom of speech and the right to protect your family and property. You just don’t understand what freedom IS. Or like having others with control over everything.

    • Our freedom of speech is no different from yours; our homicide rate is 1/10th of yours.

    • “No First Amendment or Second Amendment.”
      Uhm, no. Other countries do not share the U.S. constitution. They got their own… most of them more progressive than an outdated 18th century document.

  12. Anonymous May 1, 2022

    How can you have free speech if you can be arrested for a Facebook post? Haha 😂.

    • Anonymous May 1, 2022

      One has to write pretty outlandish posts to be arrested. Like saying you are going to kill somebody. And that will get you arrested in the US too…

    • Anonymous May 2, 2022

      You can be arrested for stating your opinion on say religion or the Government, or race, sexual dismorphia etc.. The Canadian Government froze people’s accounts for wrong think and it’s a “free” country. How about Australia? Or do you just ignore the facts you don’t like?

    • Anonymous May 2, 2022

      Haha. You are confusing malicious slander and blocking bridges with freedom of speech.

  13. Anonymous May 5, 2022

    Who’s going to feed and clothe all these babies that will be born now. If it’s 125,000 a day like numbnuts said that translates to millions really quick. Rightwing people already cry about working to support others well get ready to pay a hell of a lot more and I don’t want to hear you cry about it. All people who are prochoice should be exempt. All of you against abortion should be completely responsible for everything the child needs up till it’s 18th birthday and if they go to college, they should be responsible for that also.

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