Awesome Relationship Lifehack

How to calm an angry woman, works every time: just tell her that she is acting just like your ex.

18 thoughts on “Awesome Relationship Lifehack”

  1. :)

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  2. Now imagine a woman said that to you.

    Yeah, not quite the line you thought it was.

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  3. The EL folks sure have a knack for stealing jokes from other sites! True sign of a Leftist…

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  4. Aaaaaand, she’s your next ex. Loser.

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  5. They have better pictures. Make memes great again. Eatliver wins. You are just a sore loser. Sad. True story.

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  6. That’s the way sites like this work. Leftist is only an insult in your little world.

  7. That’s the point, hosehead. Some day you might get lucky and need a tool ( no, not that one ) to convince the clingy doberman to bugger off, take a hike, quit hanging around the kiddie pool, stop smashing your car’s windshield ( for the love of the Flying Spaghetti Monster ). You know ( or maybe not ) leave.

  8. Leftist? You need to stop phone posting you butthurt incel.

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  9. It’s best to keep the fairer sex in line or your life will be hell.

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  10. The funny thing is we men are just modified women. Downgraded by evolution to s*x toys. :-[

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  11. You gave that crap a lot of thought, didn’t you? Sad.

  12. Why the thumbs down? Turn that thumb all the way around!

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  13. If one woman points out a character flaw in you, you can write it off as her being unreasonable. If many women point out the same character flaw in you, you have a character flaw. The guy is an arrogant ass who can’t take critism. It must suck to be a guy with such a fragile ego. That’s the fast lane to becoming an incel.

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  14. His comment does not calm a women, only makes her more anxious to give you a swift
    kick to your wee Willy.

  15. You suck as a dad but you are right.

  16. Better aim for the balls.

  17. “Calm down, SIR.”

    *works every time*

  18. “you’re acting like my ex wife”
    “but i thought you only got married once”
    “exactly”

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