Who would have thought that “wrapping” is such a complicated word to spell properly? It turns out that countless presents are violated each year by Twitter users in horrible, violent manner.
First couple are from current year, but I knew those rapists from years before. Ok, happy memories when you used a mask just not to be recognized while raping (your presents).
At least they’re honest.
Or stupid. Not sure which.
I feel sorry for the umbrella.
I guess you’ve never tried raping a little innocent looking umbrella….
Lock them up!!
I always have to laugh about these. And the English language.
Fake
Checked the few listed accounts with most recent tweets and they actualy are real. Didn’t believe it at fist myself either.
First couple are from current year, but I knew those rapists from years before. Ok, happy memories when you used a mask just not to be recognized while raping (your presents).
1095: Raping Peasants
1347: Wrapping Peasants
1776: Wrapping “Represents”
1845: “Rapping” Presents
1955: Wrapping Presents
1990: Rappin’ Represents!
2008: Rappin’ Peasants
2014: “Raping Represents….”
2020: Raping Presents
2095: …Raping Peasants?
Where are the Wrap raping rapping pheasants?
It makes sense. USA have the highest rape rate worldwide. Rape culture USA.
South Africa, Australia, and Belgium all have higher incidents of rape than America.