Polish People Are Roleplaying as Americans, And It’s Brilliant

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Once a year Polish LARP community @4thofJulyLarp comes together to roleplay as contemporary Americans. They show off their most American-ish outfits and act out various scenarios that they imagine would happen in the USA. It’s brilliant. Real American visitors of this site, please let us know in the comments if they got it right!

Polish people LARPing as Americans.

Polish people LARPing as Americans.

Polish people LARPing as Americans.

Polish people LARPing as Americans.

Polish people LARPing as Americans.

Polish people LARPing as Americans.

Polish people LARPing as Americans.

Polish people LARPing as Americans.

Polish people LARPing as Americans.

Polish people LARPing as Americans.

Polish people LARPing as Americans.

Polish people LARPing as Americans.

Polish people LARPing as Americans.

Polish people LARPing as Americans.

Polish people LARPing as Americans.

Polish people LARPing as Americans.

Polish people LARPing as Americans.

Polish people LARPing as Americans.

Polish people LARPing as Americans.

Polish people LARPing as Americans.

Polish people LARPing as Americans.

Polish people LARPing as Americans.

Polish people LARPing as Americans.

Polish people LARPing as Americans.

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  1. Anonymous May 30, 2022

    I love polish people! Greetz from Berlin!

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    • Anonymous July 4, 2022

      Aren’t you thinking of invading them again? Oh please, the Russians are about to beat you to it. Make a pact with them again and divide the country between you.

  2. Anonymous May 30, 2022

    It’s a good effort, but the thing that gives it away is they doing look ruined by decades of meth addiction.

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    • Anonymous May 30, 2022

      That’s what makes it work: white trash heaven with no fat chicks

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    • Anonymous May 30, 2022

      But America has a drug pandemic. I think they nailed it.

  3. Anonymous May 30, 2022

    Sadly, they captured the essence of what the average U.S.citizen is all about: empty heads but loaded guns.

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    • Anonymous June 1, 2022

      Sadly, your comment is empty-headed.

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    • Anonymous June 1, 2022

      This isn’t how we look, but it is how we act. The United States of aMErica nailed it. Also, the United we stand next to keep out sums it up perfectly. Americans talk about how we are accepting of everyone as long as those people stay out of the right neighborhoods that is. Hypocrisy at its finest

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    • As an American…yes. :/

    • Anonymous July 9, 2022

      No not enough guns, only 3. dead giveaway.

  4. Dark Winter Reset Boy May 30, 2022

    I suspect in a few short months chunky white people, burgers, cars, and beer will be distant memory.

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    • Anonymous May 30, 2022

      Will Russia take over America?

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    • Anonymous May 30, 2022

      We’re these done before or after begging for yet more American money & support?

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    • Where all the white woman at? May 31, 2022

      When the food runs out here in north Africa I’m going to need some more. Poland is nice, liking Germany, Belgium is looking sweet.

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  5. Anonymous May 30, 2022

    It’s ok, I’m sure Germany will send a few used helmits their way… 🪖🪖🪖🪖🪖

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    • Anonymous May 30, 2022

      That was Austria.

    • “That was Austria.”

      Well, maybe they did that, too, but Germany sure as hell sent helmets. And the other day I read that German paratroopers now lack helmets.

    • Anonymous May 31, 2022

      Seems the Ukrainians need them more at the moment. So, sending helmets is a good thing.

  6. Anonymous May 30, 2022

    Its memorial day weekend here. Honestly these people are a bit too classy. they would be mistaken for insurance salesmen or mornons.

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    • An American from California June 1, 2022

      Thats ridiculous. Maybe in extremely rural areas that’s true but not for a majority of the country. I mean this is a stereotype of a small percentage of Americans. But yeah a percentage of broke, white trash Americans look like this lol.

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  7. just sayin' May 30, 2022

    Add 100lb’s per person and throw in some MAGA hats…

    …and nailed it.

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  8. Anonymous May 30, 2022

    3rd world country cosplay

  9. Jerry not Gerry May 31, 2022

    Those Poles knocked it out of the park. The women are most welcome at
    my annual hillbilly par-taaa. They would be new blood in the trailer park.

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  10. Anonymous May 31, 2022

    Very good! I especially love “GOD BLESS .ME…” The only giveaway is that they all have their mouths closed. Americans love not shutting up!

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  11. Immitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
    Thanks!!

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  12. I love the “God bless aMErica” sign.

  13. Well, you’ve got the world of Walmart down…maybe Cops/BadBoyz tv shows.

    The rest of America still has jobs and goes to work. Everybody has issues and you’ve done a good job at looking at only those.

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    • The face you put forward is what people see. The Phantom of the Opera could have sad that.

  14. Anonymous May 31, 2022

    Only mistake is the guy wearing all denim sitting with the BULLSHIT FREE ZONE sign. He looks way too well put together and is sitting too nicely to be American

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  15. citizenfreepress{dotcom here}/breaking/lady-gunners-would-you-wear-this-and-where-do-you-keep-your-weapon

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  16. Nice try but no cigar! your actors need to gain 100lbs each to even come close to passing as americans.

  17. As an American….this looks like my side of the family who I try not to associate with. Well done

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  18. Live from the MAGA sewer June 1, 2022

    Brilliant and sad at the same time. As an “aMErican” I gotta laugh, pretty spot on for various regions of the country, though the people should weigh a hell of a lot more, we aMEricans are a fat bunch in general. To those aMEricans offended, grow a sense of humor, laugh at yourself, it does you well and maybe assists in understanding aMEricans’ image in other countries.

  19. Dead Zone June 1, 2022

    No dead school children? If it’s America they’re striving to portray they have to have dead school children, and prayers, lots of prayers.

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  20. Anonymous June 1, 2022

    Well, true problem in roleplaying is, that we Polish are not so fat as Americans ;) .

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  21. They had their mouths closed. We can’t tell if they have teeth. Our rednecks have only 4 teeth per person. Also, no misspelled words on the signs. Republicans can’t read or spell. It’s a fact.

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  22. Anonymous June 2, 2022

    Pierdol się, niemiecka świnio

  23. Don'tLookAtMeI'mFromCalifornia June 3, 2022

    Needs more neck tattoos.

  24. Hey from upstate new York this is gold and allot of points nailed mid West those signs are everywhere flags yes yes I mean y’all nailed quite a bit and I approve and applaud if y’all ever need some help you can definitely come help me leave this place and I will give you even more glorious things y’all can work with

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  25. Anonymous June 3, 2022

    People who have never been to the US pretending to look and act like people they have never met. Hilarious… now do Iranians throwing gays from the tops of high buildings. So funny right!

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    • Anonymous June 3, 2022

      Its not like Americas aren’t doing that. They are just to lazy to get up the buildings. They just shoot them.

  26. Anonymous June 3, 2022

    Note no black people anywhere

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  27. There are many types of Americans, but this type is now a minority…. where are your people working 80 hours a week for minimum wage to pay off their 100k in student loan debt? How about the alphabet crowd? Where is the guy offering free crack pipes/clean needles? Teen moms? Immigrants? BLM protests run by rich white people? Thousands of homeless camped out half a mile from million dollar homes?

    • Anonymous June 5, 2022

      Pretty sure there is a whackjob cosplay among them spreading your conspiracy theories.

    • Anonymous June 5, 2022

      What conspiracy theories that is America. You’d know that if you’d ever been there. Both coasts are shi@ holes. The middle is clean, safe and beautiful.

    • Anonymous July 11, 2022

      Perhaps you are the guy with the “bulls**t free” sign.

  28. Anonymous June 15, 2022

    Looks like most of the population of Floriduh.

  29. Anonymous June 17, 2022

    A little too many hats, but other than that good work and entertaining

  30. Anonymous June 17, 2022

    Bang-on. The US has become a true sh*thole country.

  31. Anonymous June 29, 2022

    Totally fake looking, none of the baseball caps were worn backwards.

  32. Anonymous July 3, 2022

    This was hilarious. As an American, I can tell you that, YES, I have definitely seen all of these characters at least once or twice in my life. I mean, it is a very niche segment of the population, but that doesn’t make it any less accurate. Excellent LARPing! (Also, any American that doesn’t find this funny, you’re the problem, not the LARPers..)

  33. No, they do not role play
    It’s the New Normal in Polandia
    They are new US bi.ch and they love it

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  34. Anonymous July 8, 2022

    They need to add kids playing student gunshot victims.

  35. Anonymous July 11, 2022

    I don’t believe those police arrests are American. Maybe it’s projection.

  36. Curtis Rock - Dallas TX August 3, 2022

    Brilliant. You made me laugh 20+ times.

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