Once a year Polish LARP community @4thofJulyLarp comes together to roleplay as contemporary Americans. They show off their most American-ish outfits and act out various scenarios that they imagine would happen in the USA. It’s brilliant. Real American visitors of this site, please let us know in the comments if they got it right!
I love polish people! Greetz from Berlin!
Aren’t you thinking of invading them again? Oh please, the Russians are about to beat you to it. Make a pact with them again and divide the country between you.
It’s a good effort, but the thing that gives it away is they doing look ruined by decades of meth addiction.
That’s what makes it work: white trash heaven with no fat chicks
But America has a drug pandemic. I think they nailed it.
Sadly, they captured the essence of what the average U.S.citizen is all about: empty heads but loaded guns.
Sadly, your comment is empty-headed.
This isn’t how we look, but it is how we act. The United States of aMErica nailed it. Also, the United we stand next to keep out sums it up perfectly. Americans talk about how we are accepting of everyone as long as those people stay out of the right neighborhoods that is. Hypocrisy at its finest
As an American…yes. :/
No not enough guns, only 3. dead giveaway.
I suspect in a few short months chunky white people, burgers, cars, and beer will be distant memory.
Will Russia take over America?
We’re these done before or after begging for yet more American money & support?
When the food runs out here in north Africa I’m going to need some more. Poland is nice, liking Germany, Belgium is looking sweet.
It’s ok, I’m sure Germany will send a few used helmits their way… 🪖🪖🪖🪖🪖
That was Austria.
“That was Austria.”
Well, maybe they did that, too, but Germany sure as hell sent helmets. And the other day I read that German paratroopers now lack helmets.
Seems the Ukrainians need them more at the moment. So, sending helmets is a good thing.
Its memorial day weekend here. Honestly these people are a bit too classy. they would be mistaken for insurance salesmen or mornons.
Thats ridiculous. Maybe in extremely rural areas that’s true but not for a majority of the country. I mean this is a stereotype of a small percentage of Americans. But yeah a percentage of broke, white trash Americans look like this lol.
Add 100lb’s per person and throw in some MAGA hats…
…and nailed it.
3rd world country cosplay
Those Poles knocked it out of the park. The women are most welcome at
my annual hillbilly par-taaa. They would be new blood in the trailer park.
Very good! I especially love “GOD BLESS .ME…” The only giveaway is that they all have their mouths closed. Americans love not shutting up!
And the beer is not brown-bagged.
Said somebody not shutting up.
Immitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
Thanks!!
Imitation. Gosh, those people can’t even spell
I love the “God bless aMErica” sign.
Well, you’ve got the world of Walmart down…maybe Cops/BadBoyz tv shows.
The rest of America still has jobs and goes to work. Everybody has issues and you’ve done a good job at looking at only those.
The face you put forward is what people see. The Phantom of the Opera could have sad that.
Only mistake is the guy wearing all denim sitting with the BULLSHIT FREE ZONE sign. He looks way too well put together and is sitting too nicely to be American
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Nice try but no cigar! your actors need to gain 100lbs each to even come close to passing as americans.
As an American….this looks like my side of the family who I try not to associate with. Well done
Brilliant and sad at the same time. As an “aMErican” I gotta laugh, pretty spot on for various regions of the country, though the people should weigh a hell of a lot more, we aMEricans are a fat bunch in general. To those aMEricans offended, grow a sense of humor, laugh at yourself, it does you well and maybe assists in understanding aMEricans’ image in other countries.
No dead school children? If it’s America they’re striving to portray they have to have dead school children, and prayers, lots of prayers.
Well, true problem in roleplaying is, that we Polish are not so fat as Americans ;) .
They had their mouths closed. We can’t tell if they have teeth. Our rednecks have only 4 teeth per person. Also, no misspelled words on the signs. Republicans can’t read or spell. It’s a fact.
Pierdol się, niemiecka świnio
Needs more neck tattoos.
Hey from upstate new York this is gold and allot of points nailed mid West those signs are everywhere flags yes yes I mean y’all nailed quite a bit and I approve and applaud if y’all ever need some help you can definitely come help me leave this place and I will give you even more glorious things y’all can work with
People who have never been to the US pretending to look and act like people they have never met. Hilarious… now do Iranians throwing gays from the tops of high buildings. So funny right!
Its not like Americas aren’t doing that. They are just to lazy to get up the buildings. They just shoot them.
Note no black people anywhere
There are many types of Americans, but this type is now a minority…. where are your people working 80 hours a week for minimum wage to pay off their 100k in student loan debt? How about the alphabet crowd? Where is the guy offering free crack pipes/clean needles? Teen moms? Immigrants? BLM protests run by rich white people? Thousands of homeless camped out half a mile from million dollar homes?
Pretty sure there is a whackjob cosplay among them spreading your conspiracy theories.
What conspiracy theories that is America. You’d know that if you’d ever been there. Both coasts are shi@ holes. The middle is clean, safe and beautiful.
Perhaps you are the guy with the “bulls**t free” sign.
Looks like most of the population of Floriduh.
A little too many hats, but other than that good work and entertaining
Bang-on. The US has become a true sh*thole country.
Totally fake looking, none of the baseball caps were worn backwards.
This was hilarious. As an American, I can tell you that, YES, I have definitely seen all of these characters at least once or twice in my life. I mean, it is a very niche segment of the population, but that doesn’t make it any less accurate. Excellent LARPing! (Also, any American that doesn’t find this funny, you’re the problem, not the LARPers..)
No, they do not role play
It’s the New Normal in Polandia
They are new US bi.ch and they love it
They need to add kids playing student gunshot victims.
I don’t believe those police arrests are American. Maybe it’s projection.
Brilliant. You made me laugh 20+ times.
While funny, completely off base. The people being portrayed are a small portion of the United States. Just like EVERY other country, (Yes, even yours) there are trashy, fat, lazy, whiny people. If you’ve traveled all throughout the United States like I have, this is not even close to the representation of the country. I’m a U.S. citizen with a Masters in Education, hold a full-time job and am in great shape. Also, I dress quite well with slacks and polo shirts daily. I didn’t see that being demonstrated in any of these pics. I’ve been all over the world and if I wanted to make fun of every country I’ve been to, I could easily pick out a small minority I met, make fun of them and say the whole country is like this. I wouldn’t though because I’m better than that and actually have a solid understanding of diversity throughout a country or nation. If people truly believe these photos represent the U.S., I’m sorry but your an imbecile.
I’m an American too. I don’t dress or act like these people. I’m able to recognize it as humor and not an attack on my personal identity.
It’s clever, it’s witty, it’s unfortunately accurate for a lot of America. Don’t take it so personally n take a chill pill, mate!
As a US Citizen, thank you so much for the accuracy and the laughs 😂
NOT EVEN CLOSE: people need to be 10x fatter to look like americans