What’s The Difference Between a Police Officer And a Bullet?

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  1. Satan Claus March 5, 2021

    I don’t know about this one…

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  2. LOLZ -god this world sucks – humor is funny because it stings of truth with a slap of apathy – but it’s depressing to see how humorous America has become

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    • SillyKiwiMan March 6, 2021

      To be fair, the rest of the civilised world has always considered America and their blind nationalism a joke.

      It’s a broken country. Founded in misery and hatred, and continued in the same vein ever since. It’d be great if Americans could keep their mess at home, but they insist on trying to spread their horror throughout the world. They claim to be the defenders of freedom, when all they really want is to steal the resources of other countries to further the wealth and privilege of the few people there on top of the pile, using their poor and vulnerable as cannon fodder.

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    • German Machine Gun March 6, 2021

      This is true. We in Germany learned first hand how devastating blind patriotism and nationalism can be on a society and a country.
      Though is America a joke then? It’s rather considered foolish that Americans think it couldn’t happen to them too. And a behavior of arrogance.

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    • Mensplaining March 6, 2021

      LOL, Russian trolls discuss US.

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    • German Machine Gun March 7, 2021

      That’s what Germans said in 1933.

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  3. Anonymous March 6, 2021

    The anti American hatred just never stops here on the commie site. It’s funny, and sad at the same time. Like a make a wish kid with a boner. Germany still seeking forgiveness that will never come and Canadians just saying anything to be with the cool kids. Meanwhile in America those that work hard are living their best life. I just bought a brand new car for cash. Now ask me if it’s electric? What do you think? Haha hell no. They don’t make an electric Hell Cat.

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    • Anonymous March 7, 2021

      Your hard working people work three jobs and can’t feed their childrens’ mouth. Most cars in the US are on credit. A giant bubble ready to burst.
      And that you are a pig in your environment was expected of you. Well, it’s you leaving your kids a dead world. Sure they will be proud of their Daddy after he killed their home planet.

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  4. SillyKiwiMan March 6, 2021

    You are obviously very insecure.

    I don’t hate Americans. I think that America is a broken country, founded in hatred and selfish intent. Nothing has changed. The founding fathers were neither gods or visionaries, but entitled men out for themselves. The entire country was stolen, then built on the backs of slaves. America never got rid of slavery, it was just repackaged. That’s why a country with plenty to go around still has people dying from treatable diseases, starving when there is so much food wasted and lower quality of life and life expectancy than the civilised world, despite having a massive economy.

    I don’t hate Americans. I hate the blind nationalism and ignorance that keeps America a backwards country, and the fact that said ignorance is celebrated rather than scorned.

    America: there’s a good reason the rest of the world sneers at you.

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    • The US may be a creepy awkward adult now, but it was first your ugly baby, World. You can’t stand back now and claim it looks nothing like you.

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    • Anonymous March 7, 2021

      We send all our criminals and religious nuts there. Who would have thought they procreate instead of kill and eat each other. The US in it actual form is a glitch in history. A mistake. A story that took a wrong turn. An experiment that went full clusterf***.

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  5. Green Boots March 7, 2021

    Having lived and worked in the U.S. (with the opportunity of residency) I was glad to leave. I made some great lifelong friends, and had a great time. But the U.S.is a broken country.
    Best life?
    Life expectancy is falling.
    In 2018, there were 17 maternal deaths for every 100,000 live births in the U.S. — more than double that of most other high-income countries. In contrast, the maternal mortality ratio was three per 100,000 or fewer in in the Netherlands, Norway, and New Zealand.
    ​In 2019 66.5% of bankruptcies in the U.S. were due to medical expenses.
    Incarceration rates, gun crime, where do I stop?
    Yes other countries have some serious problems, but lose the delusion, the 20th century may have been the American century, but it is now almost a failed State (i.e. a State that can not or will not look after its citizens).

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    • Anonymous March 7, 2021

      Ah the netherlands, the place where rather than hire adequate police, the government is handing out rubber bracelets to women that say “please don’t sexually assault me”. (not joking or sarcasm)

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    • Anonymous March 7, 2021

      I guess it is considered freedom in the US to live a miserable life and get ripped of by the rich to find an early grave.

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  6. Uncle Sam March 7, 2021

    don’t know why these people are whining. we swapped out the nationalist bought and paid for by the soviets, for the socialist bought an paid for by the chinese months ago. If you don’t like that one either, buy and pay for one yourselves. it’s not like we’re short of volunteers over here waiting to sellout…

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    • They can't shut up. March 7, 2021

      You don’t have socialists in US politics. What you call socialist, your Democrats, are right conservatives in the rest of the world. All others would be considered far right fascists. Face it, the US are a nationalist bully in politics. You lack culture, unity and manners. You don’t even have your own identity. You have define yourselves by the origins of your ancestors that killed the original inhabitants. The US are egoistic like its inhabitants. Uncooperative, unsocial, mensplaning brutes. Calling you Neanderthals would be an insult towards early men.
      So stop whining that noone likes you. That’s all on yourself.

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  7. Anonymous March 7, 2021

    I get the America hate when I stop and think about it from the perspective of people who don’t live here. But I assure you we are not broken. We’re doing just fine thanks. You guys are just… well jealous. And it doesn’t help that we don’t care, and we don’t, what other countries think, feel say or do. We’re busy being awesome. We watch other countries and their medical dictatorships and we’re just glad our Government doesn’t have that kind of power over us. We’re free men here, and we understand that your not. We understand the power your Governments have over you. We see it and blame YOU for allowing it. And we don’t understand. No wonder you think we’re broken. You NEED your Government to run your lives for you, but we don’t. We run our own lives and that’s messy. But we love it that way. So mind your own business. Pull your heads out of America’s butt and look at your own countries. We’re going to be just fine, like we always have been. God loves us best.

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    • HAHAHA, I’m definitely not jealous to live in the U.S.
      I work less class and earn more money than any American in my social. My employer has to take of my safety or he will get fined. I get full healthcare for a small contribution without ruining myself or my family. My education was free. My choice of career was free and the government supported me in my decisions.
      You are not free. You are a slave. You don’t have any rights except to work for other peoples’ pocket and die. You are jsut an enabler for your slavers.
      We would like to mind our own business but America keeps f*ing up all over the world. You are not alone on this planet even though the American mindset might suggest that. You don’t own it, you’ll have to share it.
      The last 4 years you weren’t doing fine. You declined. You became insignificant. You fell behind. You are outdated. Yet you swagger around like a rooster without his feathers.
      No one hates you. Except those who get your bombs on their head. All others pity you and are worried what will become of you. You already struggle. You democracy is failing.
      There is no God. There is no love of God. There is no God that would save you from your own hybris in the end.

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    • There was a mix-up. Correction: I work less and earn more money than any American in my social class.

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  8. It's DaTruth March 7, 2021

    Did you know black-on-black CIVILIAN murders far, FAR outnumber any statistical numbers for unjustified police killings?

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    • Those killings are a result of the American culture of bias, racism and overall gun worship. You can’t escape your responsibility. You are in it too.

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    • Anonymous March 8, 2021

      ….and therefor unjustified police killings are totally fine??

      It’s the new GOP strategy. When something bad is out there, just change the topic. Trump started an insurrection and has the nerve to call others traitors…… but hey, fascists in the US is not important. Did you hear that the family of Dr Seuss decided to publish fewer books? It’s an outrage!

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    • Anonymous March 9, 2021

      Let’s blame the democrats for that.

  9. Anonymous March 7, 2021

    Don’t know what country your talking about. Your Social class? You must live in the slave societies like India or the Middle East. Everyone knows your big slavers in the dark world. Especially lil girls. We’re all free here because we don’t allow our Government to get that involved in our lives we don’t get free stuff as you do. We EARN everything we have. We’re Self sufficient. Things you wouldn’t understand in your gimmie gimmie society. Regular blue color workers here have land, homes and boats. We camp and fish. Snowmobile, dirt bike, ski. We own land that NOONE tells us what to do on. And, most importantly, we have the right and the means to protect it. We have stand your ground laws. And we don’t bow before Government as I watch you all doing. I pay taxes but the rest of my money is my money! You people have to buy a license to watch TV. Haha. Stop it. Just stop. America is the richest most powerful country on earth. Your shitty little countries have to have the US protect them. Because your weak lil sissy boys who won’t protect your owe women and children. Everyone wants to live in North America. Everyone.

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    • From Above March 7, 2021

      You are not familiar with the term social class, I see. You have these in America too, though. Why do you think Trump would never invite you to dinner. For people like him you are not better than a bum or an animal. And yet there are people who look down on him. Anyway the US are in social development not better than most 3rd world countries. You don’t get free stuff and the government controls your life. They are sniffing on your computer right now. In truth you are the slave living the illusion to be your own master.
      You can have all these pretty things here to. Land, home, toys. Land owning isn’t just as common here, because there isn’t enough land for everyone. So, people share it. A concept alien to Americans who live a life of selfcentered egoism. Which makes them bitter in the end and very alone. We don’t have to bow before any government. We vote them off. There are more choices here than just blue and red crooks on company payrolls. Your elections are another illusion to lull your mind. If your slavehol… employers allows you to vote that means.
      You don’t need a license to watch TV. There is pay TV and free TV. Only public TV requires a fee because it is not financed by taxes.
      Most of your wealth is stolen or on credit. Any country with nukes becomed “powerful”. And easy to manage if your children starve in school or have to eat garbage to finance bombs for your little wars.
      Other countries don’t really need the US when they are in an alliance. And the US have shown they are not a reliable partner. Countries are looking elsewhere for strength or find their own.
      We have no need to protect women and children. Because it’s save here. The US have the most murders worldwide. The most rapes. The most mass shootings. The most guns. Seems you can’t protect your families even if you are given a whole arsenal to keep them safe.
      North America? Sure, Canada must be a nice place. The US is considered a dangerous place – gun violence, drugs, killer cops and neonazis. Worse than most countries in Africa.
      But you know all this. That’s why you are so aggressively into denial.

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    • SillyKiwiMan March 8, 2021

      Why do you think that everyone wants to live in the US?

      Is it what you see on TV? In your propaganda movies?

      I had the opportunity to live in the US for a couple of years. I thought it would be an interesting experience and a bit of an adventure. It fell through, and I’m extremely pleased that it did.

      Having said that, never before have I encountered so many women who were willing to sleep with me just because of my accent.

      “Men” in the US must be too busy working for below starvation wages to buy an oversized vehicle they can’t afford and a rifle to make up for their lack of sexual prowess if all I need to get laid is my accent.

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    • Anonymous March 9, 2021

      “We’re self sufficient”
      OMG. I started laughing so hard I couldn’t read any further.

      One day the republicans are upset about all those ‘freeloaders’ on welfare and upset that we buy our stuff from China….. NOW he’s talking about how self sufficient we are. Riiiiight. Trump’s tariffs didn’t change that buddy. The GOP pushed free markets and free trade for many decades. ( ya know, capitalism.) Not sure what exactly it is they are pushing now, but it sure smells bad.

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  10. Anonymous March 9, 2021

    Yes.. yes.. its awful here in the US where people are literally dying to get in. And women in other countries never want to sleep with American men when we travel outside the country. Never. Ever. Like every single time I leave here. So here is what you do. Have your country stop taking any money or food imports or military protection from the Terrible, horrible Americans. Then and only then will I believe your BS about America. But you won’t, because you can’t. So shut up and keep sucking off the US tit just like every other country. Standing there with your hand out saying gimmie gimmie American sucks, gimmie, gimmie, the American people suck gimmie, gimmie. That’s what your doing. You should be ashamed of your selfish arrogance.

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    • Anonymous March 9, 2021

      The U.S. has happily paid a bit of money to other countries so we could put military bases all over the planet. We didn’t mind giving some money to NATO because we liked alliances. (You remember…. back in the day when our leaders treated Russia as an enemy and our allies as friends instead of the other way around. )

      Pretty funny that you’d call other people selfish. I bet you’re one of those folks who aren’t willing to wear a mask even though they save lives. (not the pro-life party anymore, eh?) “Literally dying to get in….” Nope. We’re the ones who have been dying. Half a million from this virus that was just a hoax. It’s going to go away annnnnnny day now, I’m sure.

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  11. Anonymous March 9, 2021

    They are just ungrateful recipients of Americans generosity. It doesn’t matter what they say if they take what Americans worked to produce. But, we let them take, and we protect them, because they are “less fortunate”. Way less fortunate. And no matter what they say, we know that. Always have. Always will. God Bless them. Idiots.

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    • Anonymous March 9, 2021

      Mhm, American products like chlorated chicken.
      Most American products lack the quality to qualify for import in other countries.
      American food isn’t even considered human food in most.

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    • Anonymous March 9, 2021

      Aren’t most American products made in China?

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    • Anonymous March 9, 2021

      True, some American food would be toxic waste overseas. They produce synthetic food that equals toxic waste!

  12. Anonymous March 9, 2021

    Hands out. Gimmie, Gimmie. Just keep taking the money and protection. Your words are meaningless when you just take, take, take…

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    • Anonymous March 9, 2021

      Sorry, the topic here was supposed to be about police shootings and whether or not we should hold the police accountable when they screw up. (obviously we should.)

      As usual, the GOP just tries to change the topic and insult people when something important comes up. BTW – back when the GOP wanted us to be the biggest global super power, they were totally fine with spending that money. It allowed us to have military bases all over the planet, which was useful when they felt like bombing someone or starting another war. Don’t be mad at others for what the GOP created.

  13. Anonymous March 9, 2021

    Its the Left thats going to take America to war. The Right stayed out of the petty little money making wars under Trump. But Obama and Clinton policies are back. Look out Syria and the rest of the Middle East. Biden and Cumala are coming for you and the American people do not want that. We do not support that.

    • Anonymous March 9, 2021

      haha! That’s quite the spin.

      I remember when Bush was starting two wars in the middle east and starting torture programs. Back then, the republicans were calling liberals hippies and peace-nicks because we were the ones against the wars. (CNN supported Bush too when they covered alllll those press conferences full of lies. They are not really left wing.)

      Trump was the one pulling out of peace treaties and assassinating Iranian generals. That’s not peaceful either.

      Don’t be mad at others for what the GOP created.

    • Anonymous March 9, 2021

      Same for finacial holes. GOP created, Dems blamed. Because filling a hole costs money. And all those stupid people fall for it.
      America needs a king or queen. But he/she must not be American. If they had the free vote they would vote a decadent, dumb lunatic like Trump.

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  14. Nice words. But you take the money so.. what does that make you?

    • Allies…? (I’d say former allies, but I think Biden will be fine with being a part of Nato.)

      Would you prefer that we shut down all those military bases instead?

  15. America does not have allies, it has interests.

  16. Yes I think they should close ALL the American bases overseas. Give the countries what they want. America and Americans out of their countries. 80% of the American people want that, but we don’t have anymore control over our Government then you do. Might as well live in N. Korea.

  17. OK, so the cold war was for nothing then I guess. 30 years after winning, we’ll just retreat. So I suppose it’s ok if we have no more power in the middle east too? I’d actually love it if we stopped supporting Saudi Arabia and Israel.

    BTW – We have a heck of a lot more control over our government than N.Korea. The election was not rigged. The justice department and over 60 lawsuits confirmed that everything was legit.

    • Joe Biden is President of the US. Americans have no control over their Gov until they decide to take control of their Gov. but I fear it’s too late.

    • You have control over your government every 4 years. If the republicans in your state allow you to vote though.

    • Trump seemed quite out of control.

  18. Yes. Pull out of all of it. Especially the Middle East. They will be fighting with each other forever. Pull out. We’ll buy oil from whoever wins. They are no threat to us. All these countries that get are money hate us. They are not our allies anymore and no country on earth is a threat to us. We don’t really “need” anything from other countries. We have plenty of food, oil etc.. The American people don’t want to be there. The countries that we are in don’t want us there. Pull out. Once the dust settles we can do business with what remains. Won’t be much though, but that’s what they want. Give it to them.

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    • Right. First you f…k up the neighbourhood then you leave once it is no fun anymore and you get a bloody nose.
      The British did that before you. Look where it has brought them.
      Seems America always has to learn it the hard way instead of learning by the mistakes of others.
      American hybris.

  19. It would be hysterical to see how fast all these anti American countries would collapse into chaos if America just pulled back and made them be self sufficient for once. Someday soon I hope. It’s a waste of our money to keep propping up failed States and failed cultures. End it now.

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