Philosophy Major: It’s Always an Excellent Choice

Should you choose a Philosophy major? Yes, it’s a great choice! There are countless jobs that await you in Philosophy factories! Imagine rows upon rows of conveyor belts loaded with ideas and theories, all neatly packaged and ready to be shipped out into the world. What goods does Philosophactory produce? Here are just a few of the extraordinary goods that roll off its conceptual assembly lines: existential inquiries, epistemological elixirs, ethical enigmas, metaphysical musings, and even 100% pure paradoxes.

Dad, I've decided to major in Philosophy. That's good because they just opened that huge Philosophy factory in our town.

34 thoughts on “Philosophy Major: It’s Always an Excellent Choice”

  1. This is funny on one level but also a sad commentary. It seems schooling is only to provide cogs for the industrial wheel.

  2. So that’s why it smells like Bull $hite down near the interstate.

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  3. ,,,and she’ll be paying off her student loans for the rest of her life or until she gets that job at the “Gentlemen’s Club”.

    She should have taken that double major in Art History.

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  4. Gender Studies. It’s easy because there are only two.

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  5. Well done. So much hate, and all it took was a stupid joke to set you off.

    Hate for anybody who goes to college and has loans to pay off if they don’t take a major you approve of.

    And of course, hate on trans people again, just like every day, because they are always living rent free in your head. They own you. So sad.

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  6. The people running this site have an easy job. ” Let’s find memes that make people comment, so they’ll keep coming back to our site.”

    -Hmm.. here’s one.
    -Is it funny?
    -No. But it will trigger the boomers. They’ll be sure to hate on the millennials, and then they’ll have to respond too.
    -Brilliant!

    It’s a pretty easy formula. It happens a lot and we keep falling for it. The meme only has to trigger one or two of us, and some folks are constantly triggered anyway.

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  7. I finally have been offered a job with healthcare benefits. Problem is the benefits are
    treated as income, and are taxed; this is unfair. I didn’t spend 6 years in post secondary
    studies just to have the rug pulled out from under my feet by unfair government policy.
    I have student loans to repay, a ridiculous car payment due tomorrow, rent, utilities,
    groceries to buy. My only hope is a lottery win, an inheritance, or getting together with
    some well off, desperate, ugly bitch to bail me out.

  8. No, it’s hate for the irresponsible, who want to offload the consequences of their decisions on to the rest of us. Just like those “too big to fail” corporations.

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  9. Slaves don’t need philosophy. Leave it to the rich kids.

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  10. There are obviously three. You also count. You are neither man nor woman. Like a barbie doll.

  11. Fascist always hated educated people. They are less easy to influence propaganda and fear mongering.

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  12. That will keep the slave from running away.

  13. Right, because everything that doesn’t bring big dollars shouldn’t exist. Who needs culture and thinking altogether? Square dance and BBQs are enough. Don’t think. Obey. Sleep. Consume. Money is your God.

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  14. And again the generation that keeps the world running is forgotten.

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  15. Excellent.

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  16. Rotrow Scobie. The document proving Dirty Joe took 5 million in bribes has been seen by Congress. Contempt of Congress trial for head of the FBI begins Thursday. I know that doesn’t matter here, but it’s the truth.

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  17. Philosophers don’t need schools of Philosophy

  18. The joke never said anything about loan forgiveness.

    You hate everyone who went to college that would prefer if they get their loans forgiven? (that’s anyone who still has a student loan. ) Just because they would prefer if the government pays, that doesn’t mean that they wouldn’t do the responsible thing and pay their bills when they come due.

    These days too many people just assume the worst. Remember innocent until proven guilty? You just rushed to judgement on 34 million Americans. 45 million if you count the ones who owe less than 10k.

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  19. Paraphrase: If there be 10 righteous in the city I will not destroy it, said God. The 2 messengers who represented God came to take Lot out of the city, but the Sodomites were enraged and wished to rape the 2 messengers. The 2 entities blinded the Sodomite gang, but even in their blindness they groped for the door to carry out their evil Sodomite deed.

    These are not happy folk, they are angry and full of hate. While it is a form of rebellion against God like many others it’s special, it is a society ending sin.

    Hating on God never ends well.

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  20. Someone has been cribbing lines from “They Live”. No original thought at all.

  21. Crypto Fascists have always been like you. So rage drunk blinded by your hatred of compensation being taxed as income that you waste your life seething over trivialities, sitting helpless as the easily prevented illness knocks you into the grave.

  22. Look up Kangaroo Court, you will be presented with the opportunity to learn something.

  23. What do you with an Eatliver that has three balls?

    Walk him and have the Rhino at first club him like a baby harp seal.

  24. Why do you cite a bronze age fairy tale book?

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  25. Lol the triggered. They always reply the same way.

  26. Where do you make up all those imaginary trials? ChatGPT?

  27. The truth doesn’t have to be original. Only lies must be original. That’s how populism works.

  28. Good job fella, not bad for a retard!

  29. If you’re using the bible to justify hate, you’re reading it wrong.

    Love thy neighbor.
    Judge not, lest ye be judged.
    Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.

    It never ends well for those who are doing the opposite of what god wants

  30. Spoiler-alert: the DoJ under Barr did not find any proof in this document in 2020.

  31. So, Barr is a traitor. *facepalm*

  32. Lotteries are taxed too!

  33. It’s Thursday, still no trial. Next time say in “two weeks”, that plays better to your maliciously ignorant peers.

  34. Trump will not be convicted. Just more smoke so people in the US will stop demanding that Biden take a cognitive test prior to the election. He continues to refuse to take the test. Why?

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