Awkward Vintage Christmas Album Covers

We have no idea what the hell these people were thinking while designing the Christmas album covers featured below… Scroll down to see worst Christmas album cover art ever.

Christmas sausage album cover.

Christmas party from hell.

Christmas album cover fail.

World's ugliest Santa.

Album cover art fail.

Tiny Tim can't do proper album cover art.

Vintage album cover art fail.

His friends are goddamn creepy freaks.

Wanna spend Christmas with Marcy?

Creepy Christmas clown from hell.

Lovely vintage Christmas album cover art.

Raffi is a creep.

Crappy Christmas album cover. Really crappy.

Creepy Christmas album cover art.

Santa! You dirty old bastard!

Album cover art fail.

Sing with Marcy!

Have a white Christmas!

Christmas album cover art from hell.

Who the hell creates such terrible Christmas album cover art?!

16 thoughts on “Awkward Vintage Christmas Album Covers”

  1. “Nutting for Christmas” ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    Two things:

    1/ I want to hurt the people on most of the covers. Am I a -path of some sort?

    2/ A lot of these covers have a lot of stuff going on. I might have to investigate later. On one of them, a dude is presenting his half-moustache. One haft : bicycle trim. Other half: Nothing.

    3/ I’ve always had problems counting and presenting my thoughts in
    a proper

    Manner.

  2. Number 7 is about Sinterklaas (Dec 5), not Christmas. Anyway, could we change this site’s name from “eat liver” to ” deja vu liver”?

  3. If you want to hurt the people on most but not all the covers, you are normal.

  4. No. 14: That’s Actually George Clooney’s Auntie!
    (A First Christmas Record for Children:
    C-H-R-I-S-T-M-A-S Rosemary Clooney)

  5. I don’t know the record covers, but Kind Diamond has made some very nice Christmas music.

  6. Obviously, King Diamond, not Kind Diamond. Never met him in person so I don’t know whether he is kind.

  7. Guess this half-moustache is merely the guy smoking a pipe.

  8. 15. Jimmy Pelham’s girl has a very sexy bunion.

  9. I hate clowns. They taste funny

  10. I actually had that record when I was a kid. Was nice Christmas music even though the cover was a little creepy.

  11. Don’t wan to be a smart ass but in Belgium they celebrate Sinterklaas on Dec 6 and Sinterklaas means Santa Claus in Dutch/Flemish. (Actually I do want to be a smart ass.)

  12. Anyway, the Perfessor was right, at least if he referred to the Netherlands.

    “The feast is celebrated annually with the giving of gifts on St. Nicholas’ Eve (5 December) in the Netherlands and on the morning of 6 December, Saint Nicholas Day, in Belgium, Luxembourg and northern France (French Flanders, Lorraine and Artois).” Source: Wikipedia

    Since I cannot find the record on discogs, it is difficult to say whether it is a record from the Netherlands or Belgium.

  13. I always thought Rosemary Clooney was kinda hot, but she doesn’t look too good on her cover picture. Was she ill when she recorded album?

  14. As far as I can tell it’s a Dutch record, as the only searchresults (both Google and DuckDuckGo) come up with Dutch references for “Gonnie Goossens” and “de Zonnepitten”. Belgian Sinterklaas = fake Sinterklaas. #MakeTheNetherlandsGrateAgain #CheeseCountry

  15. And they do not bounce.

  16. Why is Sint Nicolaas in this list? He s got nothing to do with Santa Claus.

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