We have no idea what the hell these people were thinking while designing the Christmas album covers featured below… Scroll down to see worst Christmas album cover art ever.
We have no idea what the hell these people were thinking while designing the Christmas album covers featured below… Scroll down to see worst Christmas album cover art ever.
“Nutting for Christmas” ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Two things:
1/ I want to hurt the people on most of the covers. Am I a -path of some sort?
2/ A lot of these covers have a lot of stuff going on. I might have to investigate later. On one of them, a dude is presenting his half-moustache. One haft : bicycle trim. Other half: Nothing.
3/ I’ve always had problems counting and presenting my thoughts in
a proper
Manner.
If you want to hurt the people on most but not all the covers, you are normal.
Guess this half-moustache is merely the guy smoking a pipe.
Number 7 is about Sinterklaas (Dec 5), not Christmas. Anyway, could we change this site’s name from “eat liver” to ” deja vu liver”?
Don’t wan to be a smart ass but in Belgium they celebrate Sinterklaas on Dec 6 and Sinterklaas means Santa Claus in Dutch/Flemish. (Actually I do want to be a smart ass.)
Anyway, the Perfessor was right, at least if he referred to the Netherlands.
“The feast is celebrated annually with the giving of gifts on St. Nicholas’ Eve (5 December) in the Netherlands and on the morning of 6 December, Saint Nicholas Day, in Belgium, Luxembourg and northern France (French Flanders, Lorraine and Artois).” Source: Wikipedia
Since I cannot find the record on discogs, it is difficult to say whether it is a record from the Netherlands or Belgium.
As far as I can tell it’s a Dutch record, as the only searchresults (both Google and DuckDuckGo) come up with Dutch references for “Gonnie Goossens” and “de Zonnepitten”. Belgian Sinterklaas = fake Sinterklaas. #MakeTheNetherlandsGrateAgain #CheeseCountry
No. 14: That’s Actually George Clooney’s Auntie!
(A First Christmas Record for Children:
C-H-R-I-S-T-M-A-S Rosemary Clooney)
I actually had that record when I was a kid. Was nice Christmas music even though the cover was a little creepy.
I always thought Rosemary Clooney was kinda hot, but she doesn’t look too good on her cover picture. Was she ill when she recorded album?
I don’t know the record covers, but Kind Diamond has made some very nice Christmas music.
Obviously, King Diamond, not Kind Diamond. Never met him in person so I don’t know whether he is kind.
15. Jimmy Pelham’s girl has a very sexy bunion.
I hate clowns. They taste funny
And they do not bounce.
Why is Sint Nicolaas in this list? He s got nothing to do with Santa Claus.